The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction
I. BOSS MADDOX SHOWS HIS HAND
II. IMA SHOWS HER HEART
III. PERCIVAL SHOWS HIS FISTS
IV. FOXY PINSENT _v._ JAPHRA'S GENTLEMAN
V. A FIGHT THAT IS TOLD
VI. THE STICKS COME OUT--AND A KNIFE
VII. JAPHRA AND IMA. JAPHRA AND AUNT MAGGIE
VIII. A COLD 'UN FOR EGBERT HUNT. ROUGH 'UNS FOR PERCIVAL
IX. ONE COMES OVER THE RIDGE
X. TWO RIDE TOGETHER
XI. NEWS OF HUNT. NEWS OF ROLLO. NEWS OF DORA
XII. PRELUDE TO THE BIG FIGHT
XIII. THE BIG FIGHT OPENS
XIV. ALWAYS VICTORY
THE HAPPY WARRIOR
BOOK ONE
A NICE, SHORT BOOK, ILLUSTRATING THE ELEMENTS OF CHANCE
CHAPTER I
A PAGE OF THE PEERAGE
I
This life we stumble through, or strut through, or through which we
creep and whine, or through which we dance and whistle, is built upon
hazard--and that is why it is such a very wobbling affair, made up of
tricks and chances; hence its miseries, but hence also its spice; hence
its tragedies, and hence also its romance. A dog I know--illustrating
the point--passed from its gate into the village street one morning,
and merely to ease the itch of a momentary fit of temper, or merely to
indulge a prankish whim, put a firm bite into a plump leg. Mark, now,
the hazard foundation of this chancey life. A dozen commonplace legs
were offered the dog; it might have tasted the lot and procured no more
pother than the passing of a few shillings, the solatium of a pair of
trousers or so. One leg was as good as another to the dog; yet it
chanced upon the vicar's (whose back was turned), enjoyed its bite,
jerked from the devout but startled man an amazingly coarse expression,
and hence arose alarums and excursions, a village set by the ears,
family feuds, a budding betrothal crushed by parental strife (one party
owning the dog and the other calling the vicar Father) and the genesis
of a dead set against the vicar's curate (who hit at the dog and struck
the priest) that ended in the unfortunate young man having to leave the
village.
But all that is by the way, and is only offered to your notice because
commonplace examples are usually the most striking illustrations. It
is introduced to excuse the starting of this story with its least and
worst character. He figures but occasionally on these pages; yet by
this chance and by that he comes to play a vital part as the story
draws to an end; he comes, in fact, to close it: and therefore, out of
his place, he shall be the first to occupy your attention.
Egbert Hunt his name.
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