The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction
"What of it is," said Mr. Hannaford, bringing himself to the point of
these remarkable proceedings with a thigh-and-ledger-thump of
astounding violence--"what of it is, we're Rough 'Uns, Stingo an' me.
All right to be Rough 'Uns when it's only little circus 'orses and
circus folk you're dealing with--no good being Rough 'Uns when it's
gentlefolks' little carts' little 'orses, gentlefolks' little riding
little 'orses, and gentlefolks' little polo little 'orses. Want a
gentleman for to deal with the gentlefolk and a gentleman for to break
and ride and show for the gentlefolk. Want you--an' always have wanted
you, bless my eighteen stun proper if we ain't." (Thump!)
Percival was white and then red as the meaning of all the mysterious
conduct of the tremendous brothers' errand was thus made clear to
him--white and then red and with moisture of weakness in his eyes: why
was everybody so jolly, jolly good to him?
"Why, Mr. Hannaford--Stingo--" he began.
But the tremendous brothers raised simultaneous shoulder-of-mutton
fists to stop him, and fell into hurried preparations for departure.
It was disappointment they feared. "Don't speak hasty!" Mr. Hannaford
thundered. "Think over it--don't say a word--keep the ledger--proper
good business in it--pay you what you like--make you a partner in
it--set you up for life properly to rights." He wrung Aunt Maggie's
hand. "Say a word for us, Mam! loved him more'n a son ever since--";
in great emotion backed down the path taking Japhra with him; and in
tremendous excitement returned to wring the hand of Stingo who, after
opening and shutting his mouth several times without sound, at length
produced: "Set you up for life properly to rights--more'n that, too.
You're young. We're bound to pop off one day. No one to leave nothing
to. Rough 'Uns. You're young. Bound to go to you in the end. Rough
'Uns--"
"O' course! O' course! O' course!" joined Mr. Hannaford, wringing
Stingo's hand in ecstasy and wringing it still as he led him down the
path. "O' course! That was a good bit. Never thought of it. Bound
to pop off! Bound to go to him!"
III
"Tears in your eyes, Percival," Ima said, smiling at him as immense
trumpetings at the gate announced the Rough 'Uns' departure in a din of
emotional nose-blowing.
"Well, dash it all, there always are, nowadays," Percival laughed.
"Everybody's so jolly, jolly good to me."
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