The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
General
The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction
"Proper good joke!" bellowed Mr. Hannaford, not at all sure what the
joke was, but carried away by Percival's ringing mirth. "Proper good
joke! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!"; and was chorused in gentler key by
Japhra--for once--by Aunt Maggie and by Ima.
"He! He! He! He! He! Looks as well as ever he did!" choked Stingo,
catching his brother's eye and nodding towards the invalid's chair; and
that as masterfully turned the laughter to practical use as the
laughter itself had turned dreadful embarrassment into universal
joviality. It was the chance for Mr. Hannaford to cry delightedly:
"Why, that's just what I was athinking, bless my eighteen stun proper
if it isn't!" the chance for the tremendous brothers to overwhelm
Percival with the affection and the joy at his recovery with which they
had come bursting; the beginning of highest good fellowship all round,
of stupendous teas on the part of the tremendous brothers, and at last
of explanation of the real project they had made this visit in order to
discharge.
It took a very long time in the telling. On the part of Stingo there
was first a detailed account (punctuated by much affectionately
fraternal handshaking) of how he positively had settled down at
last--sold out of the show trade after and on account of the events in
which Percival and Japhra had shared, and henceforward was devoting his
entire energies to the cultivation of the little 'orse farm. There was
then from Mr. Hannaford, helped by a ledger that could have been
carried in no pocket but his, a description of the flourishing state at
which the little 'orse farm had arrived--"Orders for gentlefolks'
little carts' little 'orses apourin' in quicker'n ever we can apour 'em
out"--and in which it was monthly advancing more and more; and there
was finally a prolonged discussion in fierce whispers between the
brothers, interspersed with loud "Don't forget that's" and "Recollect
for to tell him this's."
Then Mr. Hannaford turned to Percival, struck his thigh a terrible
crack with his ledger, and in a very demanding tone said, "Well, now!"
"Well, I'm awfully--awfully glad," said Percival. "It's
splendid--splendid. By Jove, it really is a big thing. But what?--but
what--?"
"What of it is," said Mr. Hannaford very solemnly, "that what we want
and the errand for what we've come is--we want you!" He turned to
Stingo: "Now your bit."
"What of it is," responded Stingo with the huskiness of a lesson learnt
by heart and to be repeated very carefully--"What of it is, he's wanted
you, told me so, ever since you come over long ago with his late
lordship and showed what a regular little pocket marvel you was, but
didn't like for to have you until I'd settled down and taken my proper
place and given my consent--which I have done and which I do, never
having set eyes on your like and never wanting to. Now your bit."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account