"Con-found!" came the answer. "Conster-_nation_!" and illustrating the reason of the words, a fleck of blood came through the snowy lather on a chin in process of being shaved. Mr. Letham--portly; forty; pleasant of countenance in a loose-lipped, good-natured fashion; in a shirt and trousers before the looking-glass; pain on face; finger firmly on the blood stain; razor in the other hand--Mr. Letham peered short-sightedly into the mirror, made a very squeamish stroke with the razor in the vicinity of the wound, and, quickly over his concern, pleasantly addressed his wife. "'Morning, old girl. I say, you made me jump. Am I so fearfully late? What's for breakfast?" He did not turn to face her. Viewed from behind, half-hitched trousers and bulging shirt, he had a lumpish appearance, and it was the more inelegant for the contortions of his arms and shoulders, characteristic of a clumsy shaver. The spectacle caused Mrs. Letham a pucker of the brows that marred her rosy animation. She said, "Maurice! Do turn round! I've something to tell you." "M-m-m," murmured Mr. Letham, at very ticklish work with the razor. "Maurice!" "M-m-m--M-m-m. Beastly rude, I know. Half-a-second, old girl. This is a most infernal job--" She interrupted him, "Oh, listen! Listen! In this paper here--" Her voice caught. "In this paper--you are Lord Burdon!" Mr. Letham, signalling amusement as best he was able, gave a kind of wriggle of his back, held his breath while he made another stroke with the razor, and expired the breath with: "Well, I'll buy a new razor then, hanged if I won't. This infernal thing--" and he bent towards the glass, peering at the reflection of the skin he had cleared. The door behind him slammed violently, and then for the first time he turned. He had thought her gone--angry, as she was often angry, at his mild joking. Instead he saw her standing there, one hand behind her in the action with which she had swung-to the door, the other clutching the newspaper all rumpled up against her bosom; and there was that in her face, in her eyes, and in the tremble of her parted lips that made him change the easy, tolerant smile and the light banter with which he turned to her. "Only my silly fun, Nelly," he began. "What is it? Some howler in the newspaper? Let's have a--" Then appreciated the pose, the eyes, the parted lips; and changed nervously to: "Eh? Eh? What is it? What's up?" She broke out: "Your fun! Will you only listen! It's true--true what I tell you! You are Lord Burdon." Angry and incoherent she became, for her husband blinked at her, and looked untidy and looked doltish. "He's unmarried. I was trying only the other day to interest you in what that meant. When his uncle died last August I spoke to you about it--" Mr. Letham, blinking, more untidy, more doltish: "Who's unmarried?" And she cried at him: "Young Lord Burdon! Young Lord Burdon is dead! He's been killed in the fighting in India--"