The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction
Out of the depths: "Tch! Tch! Push me sideways, then."
The mammoth stern is pushed sideways and hauled backways, and presently
begins to rise, and presently the stout tutor is ponderously disgorged
from the hedge, and staggers forth with grunts and moans, and collapses
on the roadside, feet in ditch, very bedraggled and unfortunate looking.
"Don't think I'm laughing at you," Percival says. "I'm really very
sorry for you. But you're not hurt, you know. Let me rub you down
with leaves."
"I am terribly shaken. Do not touch me for a few minutes, please."
"Is the fly still in your eye?"
"I don't know where the fly is."
"Your trousers are awfully torn."
"Be silent, please. I am dazed."
He remains dazed when at last they begin to trudge home, the wrecked
tricycle left for a cart. But at the top of the hill that plunged them
to disaster, the infectious spurts of laughter at his side challenge
his self-esteem and he sets out to sound his reputation in Percival's
regard.
"I think I steered rather well, considering I couldn't see."
Percival is always generous: "Splendidly! Oh, dear, I'm aching with
laughing!"
"I was only afraid for you, Percival."
"We whizzed, you know! We simply whizzed!"
Mr. Purdie glances back down the hill and shudders to have whizzed it.
"Were you laughing all the way down?"
"Anybody would laugh at a whizz like that."
The plump tutor has a close acquaintance with one person who would not.
The remark pricks him and he finds a comforting answer. "Only very
silly people laugh at danger."
"Well, I didn't know it was danger," said Percival; and Mr. Purdie
first looks at him thoughtfully and then gives one of his shrill,
absurd chuckles.
III
Happy, happy time! There were the visits to Mr. Hannaford, always made
on a whole holiday because an early start was necessary, where the
little 'orse farm was progressing famously and where Percival was made
quite extraordinarily welcome. Terrible leg-and-cane cracks would
announce in which quarter of the farm Mr. Hannaford was to be found,
and Percival would discover Mr. Hannaford watching a little circus
'orse at exercise, or watching the builders at work in the brick
stables that were slowly displacing the line of sheds, and watching all
the time to the accompaniment of bellowing instructions punctuated by
leg-and-cane cracks of astounding volume.
Percival would plant himself squarely by Mr. Hannaford's side in Mr.
Hannaford's position--legs apart, head thrown back--and would eagerly
follow the proceedings until Mr. Hannaford suddenly would observe him
and would cry in a voice the whole farm might hear: "Why, it's the
little Pocket Marvel! Bless my eighteen stun proper if it ain't!
However long a you been there, little master?"
Percival, beaming all over his face and putting his small hand into the
tremendous shake of Mr. Hannaford's shoulder of mutton fist: "Only
about ten minutes, thank you, Mr. Hannaford. Don't you mind me, you
know. I like watching."
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