The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction
"Ah, and I've got something for you to watch," Mr. Hannaford would say.
"Now you come over here with me. Got that little lordship with you?"
"Not come back yet," Percival would reply, capering along, tremendously
happy. "How are you going along, Mr. Hannaford? Properly?"
"Properly to rights! Look at that now!" And with a terrible
leg-and-cane crack Mr. Hannaford would pause before the new stables and
call Percival's attention to some new feature that had arisen since his
last visit. "Names on the doors, d'you see? 'Crocker's' on that door,
'Maddox's' on this door. Do a deal in little 'orses with Crocker's
circus; take your gross profit; set aside share of expenses; set aside
wear and tear; set aside emergency fund; take your net profit; build
your stable; call it Crocker's. Same with Maddox: deal, gross, share,
wear, emergency, net, stable--call it Maddox! What d'you think of that
for a notion?"
"Why, I call it jolly fine, Mr. Hannaford," Percival replies. "I call
that a proper notion. Reminds you how you did it, doesn't it?"
"Why, that's just exactly what it does do!" cries Mr. Hannaford,
enormously delighted. "Just the very notion of it, bless my eighteen
stun proper if it ain't! Now you come along over here." And Mr.
Hannaford would leg-and-cane crack, and Percival would trot and
chatter, over to another marvel, where a similar performance would be
gone through, owner and spectator tremendously happy, and both
profoundly serious.
Mr. Hannaford would usually propose lunch after this. Mr. Hannaford
permitted no women in his establishment; but the long, low-roofed
dining-room in the old farmhouse was kept at a shining cleanliness, and
the meal was invitingly cooked, by a one-armed man of astoundingly
fierce appearance and astonishingly mild disposition, who answered to
the names of Ob and Diah accordingly as Mr. Hannaford preferred the
former or latter half of the Obadiah to which the one-armed man was
entitled, and who had left the greater part of his missing arm in the
lion's cage he had attended when travelling with Maddox's Monster
Menagerie and Royal Circus.
Three places were always set at the table when Percival visited. One
for Mr. Hannaford at one end, one at the other end for brother
Stingo--"in case," as Mr. Hannaford would say--and one on Mr.
Hannaford's right for Percival. There was a tremendous silver tankard
of ale for Mr. Hannaford, a similar tankard for Percival--requiring
both hands and containing milk--and always, when Mr. Hannaford raised
the dish-cover, there developed from the cloud of steam a plump chicken
which Mr. Hannaford called chick_un_ and Percival chick_ing_ and which
they both fell upon with quite remarkable appetites.
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