The Harlequinade: An ExcursionCalthrop, Dion Clayton
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The Harlequinade: An Excursion
Calthrop, Dion Clayton
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[Richardson curtseys. That's a poor way to describe it. It is a bob
rustic indeed, but it veils Columbine very slightly. She is like one of
the flowers of Keats, "all tiptoe for a flight." Into the room with the
arch-valet and the very tired, elegant modish man she has come like the
scent of mignonette through the window. His lordship's mind stirs even
under its counterpane of cards and dice and buttered claret and snuff
and fripperies, and one might think he heard the echo of a thrush's
song sung when he was a boy (Unbelievable thought), and climbed trees.
And where do you come from?
HARLEQUIN. The country, my lord.
EGLANTINE. I lived in the country once. There used to be things one picked
in the hedges ...
[He has forgotten those, too.
HARLEQUIN. Blackberries?
EGLANTINE. I don't think they were called blackberries. Things with a rough
husky scent.
[Columbine's lips make a pretty pout. In another moment we should hear
Prim--...
The girl has it. Primroses. One forgets. One lives to learn to forget. [He
likes the sound of that. It fits the sense. It is almost an epigram.] A
guinea, child, for the song. Sing at your work. I like to hear you.
[She floats away. Eglantine has turned to his mirror.
Fifteen thousand pounds lost and not another wrinkle. Sir Jeffrey Rake had
it of me last night. They keep those rooms so hot. Quin, am I pale?
HARLEQUIN. Perhaps a little, my lord.
[From nowhere in particular Quin (Harle-Quin, you notice) produces the
Beau's morning chocolate, which Eglantine sips daintily.
EGLANTINE. What do I do to-day?
HARLEQUIN. At eight o'clock comes Mr. Talon.
EGLANTINE. A plaguy fellow, my attorney! And I have not slept a wink. What
does he want with us?
HARLEQUIN. Among other things your lordship's signature to the marriage
settlement.
EGLANTINE. Whose marriage settlement?
HARLEQUIN. At ten o'clock your lordship is to be married.
EGLANTINE. So I am! Heel-taps and Hymen's torches! so I am! Wonderful
fellow, you remember everything! But death of my waistcoats! Have I but two
hours to dress in? Not more. Begin on me ... begin.
HARLEQUIN. Pardon, my lord, the bell.
EGLANTINE. That's the man of law. Show him in. You can bring water in here
... my turban ... pantoufles.
[The door opens and in totters Pantaloon. You know him for Pantaloon,
as you knew him as Pantaloon for Charon, for all he's Mr. Talon with
his tie wig, his spectacles, and his lawyer's blue bag.
HARLEQUIN. His lordship will receive you, Mr. Talon.
PANTALOON. To celebrate your master's wedding day ... two crowns.
HARLEQUIN. I am obleeged, sir.
[Quin takes the proffered money and salutes in thanks. But--it's odd--
the salute is as when Charon saluted Mercury.
ALICE. D'you see ... in a dim sort of way they remember themselves and
Olympus.
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