MAN OF THE WORLD. Now the emotion thickens! GRACE. Let us go back to the beginning. PANTALOON. I can't hear none of this. CLOWN. If you worked Pictures with it, it mightn't be so bad...for them as likes this sort of stuff. MAN OF THE WORLD. We do work Pictures with the lighter and fruitier forms of drama. But here they would only obfuscate the cerebration. Wait till she cerebrates. And she cerebrates some! GRACE. No child at her mother's knee was more innocent than I. How then did knowledge of good and evil come? I will tell you. I will tell you of the evil first ... PANTALOON. Columbine, you go and wait outside. GRACE. [With a louder croak.] Passion...! CLOWN. Stop! MAN OF THE WORLD. Don't interrupt. CLOWN. She ain't got no right to it with a voice like that. GRACE. Laughter...! CLOWN. Never laughed in her life! Never had a life to laugh in! MAN OF THE WORLD. Young man, if this were a performance, you would be dealt with by our aesthetic policewoman. Vulgar comments made in public upon works of art are now an indictable offence. CLOWN. Works of what? GRACE. ...And the joy of life! CLOWN. Stop, I say! MAN OF THE WORLD. For the last time... don't interrupt. CLOWN. I will interrupt. And I'll smash those durned machines, though the last Clown in the world is hung for it. For that's me ...that's me! Oh, has it come to this, after all we've done for the theatre! Haven't we loved it, Grandfer, haven't we? My red-hot poker's in pawn, and I've worn out the sausages. But let's have a try to make him laugh. Take the starch out of him! Take the banknote rustle out of him! Take the Theatre from him. Save it and save him, too! Come on, old 'un. Kiss your hand, Columbine. Harlequin, if you love me, if you love the drama, have one more try. Magic...Magic! Turn these clicking clocks there back into wholesome human bad actors again, and turn the Deputy Inspector of the New York Circuit of the Hustle Bustle Trust of Automatic... [Columbine trips across the stage. Pantaloon chuckles. Clown tumbles head over heels and sends the Man of the World flying. Harlequin leaps in the air and smites with his wand the two pink gramophones on two green stands. They vanish! Down through a trap goes the Man of the World. Red Fire! And Alice, as she tugs the curtains to, calls in her most stentorian tones... ALICE. Grand transformation scene! I always draw the curtains rather quick because it never works quite right. [She waits a little, and then, very simply, says The gods go back... [And stops and swallows. Poor dear, her throat is dry. UNCLE EDWARD. You want your glass of milk.