The Harlequinade: An ExcursionCalthrop, Dion Clayton
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The Harlequinade: An Excursion
Calthrop, Dion Clayton
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[And now comes Mercury, who is as beautiful and as calm as the statue
of him that rests--as if but for a moment--on its black plinth in the
Naples Museum. If that statue could move like a faun, that is what
Mercury should be; so it isn't easy to find an actor to play him. And
his voice must be clear and sweet. Not loud. But his words mus
like the telling of the hours--as befits a god. He stands there in his
glory. But Hipponax still tugs at the bell and grumbles, for he sees
nothing but empty air.
HIPPONAX. [With a final snap and pull] Ferry!! Not a soul about.
ALICE. He can't see Mercury because he doesn't believe in him.
[Then comes Charon from the ferry with his long pole. He is but a
half-god and so can grow old, older and ever old, though he may never
die. He looks at Hipponax with great contempt.
CHARON. Another of these philosophers!
HIPPONAX. I have rung this bell I don't know how many times.
CHARON. I heard you.
HIPPONAX. You heard me. [Then he swells.] Do you know who I am? Hipponax.
CHARON. Do you know who I am? Charon.
HIPPONAX. Charon!
[It is as if trees and rocks had begun to speak to him. His breath
goes, he fishes wildly for his book, his immortal work they called it,
so naturally he did manage to bring one copy out of the world with him.
There's no such--! [But Charon is so very real.] Oh! Well, I'll mention it
in a footnote.
CHARON. Stop your foolish talk, man, and stand up. Don't you see who is
with me?
HIPPONAX. There's no one with you.
[Then the voice of the god is heard. Music to us. And even to Hipponax,
now, it is as if the air round him were gently shaken.
CHARON. Take care.
MERCURY. Charon, the two obols.
[Charon, humbly saluting, takes his fee.
CHARON. If you can't see, can't you hear him?
HIPPONAX. I heard nothing.
CHARON. Give him your mask and cloak to hide the light from his eyes that
dazzles you.
HIPPONAX. Give who?
CHARON. It's Mercury, the Messenger.
[Hipponax, himself, is shaking a little now. Charon takes from him his
mask and his ragged philosopher's cloak, and, sure enough, as they hang
where he places them they seem to cover a human shape.
ALICE. And that's the beginning of Harlequin's clothes.
HIPPONAX. Nonsense. These conjuring tricks. There are no gods. I've proved
there are no...
[Mercury has lifted the mask and at sight of that radiance, as if
lightning had struck him, Hipponax falls to the ground.
CHARON. Now you've blinded him.
MERCURY. No blinder a worm than he was before ... denying the sun. What are
you?
HIPPONAX. [Without lifting his head.] I was once ... a sort of philosopher.
MERCURY. Really! Row him across, Charon; loose him among the shades of the
poets and children, and in pity they may teach him to see.
CHARON. Come along.
[He handles him with about that sort of kindness--and no more than
enough of it--which you spend on a mangy cur. But then he stops.
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