The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs; Hastings Road
The “tackle-boxes” on the beach at Rock-a-Nore are a peculiar feature
of the fisherman’s quarter. They are tall, tower-like, black-tarred
wooden sheds of four or five storeys’ height, built in rows at
right-angles to the sea, and identified by letters of the alphabet.
In them are stored the nets and miscellaneous gear of the smacks.
Generally groups of depressed, guernseyed, weather-beaten smacksmen may
be seen and spoken with while mending their tackle, and are as unlike
the fishermen and longshore folk of the comic artists as well may be.
They are not so phenomenally broad in the “starn,” so pot-bellied,
nor so patchy; and, instead of having that little dense patch of
spade-beard, like the chin-beards of Rameses and other typical Egyptian
statues, as inseparable from the conventional fisherman as a nimbus
from the head of a saint, they are either very full-whiskered or quite
clean-shaven. But the conventional fisherman will no more become
obsolete than the conventional burglar with his ankle-jacks, his fur
cap, and his furtive glance; or the conventional John Bull. There is
nothing like them on earth, but they are necessary abstractions for the
feeding of unimaginative minds.
You may read in the guide-books how the term “Chop-back” will rouse a
Hastings fisherman to fury, and timid, yet inquiring people, approach
the subject with them apologetically; but I declare they turn a puzzled
look upon you, and seem hardly to comprehend the meaning of what is
supposed to be a very offensive name—“Hastings Chop-backs,” deriving
from the supposed descent of the Hastingers from those Norse rovers
whose terrible axes cleaved their enemies down the back from skull
to chine. Traditions of this undoubted antiquity are deserving of
all respect, and probably the Hastings fisherfolk are descendants of
those fierce rovers, but they are the mildest vikings it is possible
to conceive, and would no more think of chopping any one down the
back than they would dream of refusing a drink, even though the Blue
Ribbonites of the Mission Church are active among them.
“Fishin’ ain’t wot it wur” is the general verdict; neither for
“hur’n”—that is to say, “herring”—in the fore-part of the year, nor for
mackerel in the after; yet the fish-market on the Stade seems busier
than ever in the mornings, and over a thousand people subsist upon the
proceeds of the harvest of the sea. But the fisherman is forced to
cruise greater distances than before, the Channel being fished out and
clean-swept by trawlers. Indeed, to listen to the doleful talk of a
Hastings fisherman, one might think that not a single sprat or mackerel
swam the English Channel between the North Foreland and the Lizard.
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