The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs; Hastings Road
Those who explore this corner of old Hastings will acquire odd pieces
of information from the fisherfolk. Rock-a-Nore, it will be found from
them, and from one’s own personal experience, is the coldest place in
the town; and, although they are not responsive to “Chop-backs,” they
tell you that “Bourne” (_i.e._ Eastbourne) men are “Winnicks.” They
look with disapproval on the new harbour-works; and are, indeed, true
Conservatives, for they instinctively think any change to be inevitably
for the worse.
Were I a fisherman I should, at any rate, resent the inference of
the Mission Church planted on the beach, in their midst, as though
an outpost of Christianity among the heathen. And such a mildewed,
blue-mouldy, repellent building! But perhaps the situation, at the
remote end—the _cul-de-sac_—of the beach, suggested the idea of
paganism, piracy, and all sorts of unchristian things, at Rock-a-Nore;
but if it be true that _Labore est orare_, then the fishermen are on
more certain ground than many of the prayerful people who missionise
them.
This is indeed, geographically, a dead-end, under the grey-white cliffs
of East Hill; and being so, the Hastings Corporation have planted here
those undesirable things—a mortuary and a dust-shoot. Next door to the
mortuary you see the grim, unconscious humour of a warehousing firm’s
announcement, “Tapner and Co. for Removals,” and at the end of all
things, where a gigantic stone and concrete groyne projects into the
sea, there is the town dust-destructor. Beyond is the perilous beach to
Ecclesbourne, where the toppling cliffs above and the treacherous tide
below often offer the unwary the unwelcome choice of being crushed or
drowned.
LIII
On the way from Old Town to New, passing a flagrant music-hall and
the hideous stucco semicircle of Pelham Crescent, you perceive, up
aloft, on the craggy cliff’s edge, the ragged ruins of the old Norman
Castle of Hastings, whose grey and mouldering walls are craggy as those
chalk cliffs themselves. It is a long, a circuitous, and an arduous
climb to the eyrie where that battered stronghold is perched, and
although superior persons scorn and abuse the lift that brings you
swiftly and without toil to that height, the elderly and the unduly
fleshy, Hamlet-like persons among them, “fat and scant of breath,”
take advantage of it, and archæologise easefully by the aid of modern
mechanism. But little remains to arouse enthusiasm or to employ
the pencil of the artist, and that which might have been, from its
situation, as imposing as the Castle of Dover itself, is but the matter
of a few speculative arches and grizzled masonry.
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