The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs; Hastings Road
Beyond this, one comes in a mile to the casual, disjointed, and
scattered collection of houses called Farnborough, once a spruce and
busy “thoroughfare” hamlet in the days of coaching: now a rather seedy
place of resident market-gardeners and tramping hop-pickers. The old
“George and Dragon” inn, that in the Queen Annean sort faces you on
approach and, as it were, plants its considerable bulk half-way into
the road, as though to dare your passing, has been furbished up in the
public-house kind, and without difficulty stops the passage of most. It
has a portico with pillars painted and grained to resemble real marble;
but the veins are too preposterous, and the much more real compo
underneath peeps out, like the obvious advertisement in a badly written
puff.
If I were an amateur of ugly houses—which the Lord forbid—I would turn
to the right-hand here and make for Downe, which is two miles distant.
For there, by the pond of that pretty village, stands the hideous
mansion in which Darwin lived, and where, in 1882, he died of a chill
caught in prowling at night on the lawn with a dark lantern, studying
earthworms. A carpenter near by preserves the coffin, with inscription
all complete, in which the great naturalist was to have been laid (but
for some reason was not), and strangely morbid people, with gruesome
ideas of sight-seeing, go numerously to see it.
Keeping, however, to the main road and on to Green Street Green, we
cannot altogether avoid the ugly, which appears, very large and brutal,
in the Oak Brewery. I am told it is a famous brewing firm, but one
willingly forgets their name, and only knows that their buildings are
ugly and sooty, and look dry and make one feel thirsty. Perhaps there
is more in that than meets the eye.
Green Street Green really _has_ a green: a thing which in a world where
New College, Oxford, and the numerous Newports throughout the country
are among the oldest of institutions and places, and where villages
with the prefix “Great” are almost inevitably among the smallest, was
by no means to be counted upon as a certainty. And not only has Green
Street Green a green, but it is rather a large and a not unbeautiful
specimen. But perhaps its most striking feature is the extraordinary
number of old City of London cast-iron posts, indicating the boundaries
of the old Coal and Wine Dues area. It seems as though the City, having
delimited those bounds in a fifteen-miles radius from London, and come
at last, full circle, to Green Street Green, found itself with a
surplus stock of posts, and so set them up here, rather than be at the
trouble of taking them home again.
It was somewhere near here that, about 1783, a malefactor who had
robbed the mail was hanged in chains, upon the scene of his crime. A
house was formerly pointed out, with a window bricked up at that time
in order to shut out the view of the blackened body of the robber
swinging and circling on his gibbet.
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