The Haunted Man and the Ghost's BargainDickens, Charles
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The Haunted Man and the Ghost's Bargain
Dickens, Charles
Christmas stories; Ghost stories
“Mrs. William has been at it again, sir!” said the keeper, as he stood
warming a plate at the fire, and pleasantly shading his face with it.
Mr. Redlaw stopped in his walking, and an expression of interest appeared
in him.
“What I always say myself, sir. She _will_ do it! There’s a motherly
feeling in Mrs. William’s breast that must and will have went.”
“What has she done?”
“Why, sir, not satisfied with being a sort of mother to all the young
gentlemen that come up from a variety of parts, to attend your courses of
lectures at this ancient foundation—it’s surprising how stone-chaney
catches the heat this frosty weather, to be sure!” Here he turned the
plate, and cooled his fingers.
“Well?” said Mr. Redlaw.
“That’s just what I say myself, sir,” returned Mr. William, speaking over
his shoulder, as if in ready and delighted assent. “That’s exactly where
it is, sir! There ain’t one of our students but appears to regard Mrs.
William in that light. Every day, right through the course, they puts
their heads into the Lodge, one after another, and have all got something
to tell her, or something to ask her. ‘Swidge’ is the appellation by
which they speak of Mrs. William in general, among themselves, I’m told;
but that’s what I say, sir. Better be called ever so far out of your
name, if it’s done in real liking, than have it made ever so much of, and
not cared about! What’s a name for? To know a person by. If Mrs.
William is known by something better than her name—I allude to Mrs.
William’s qualities and disposition—never mind her name, though it _is_
Swidger, by rights. Let ’em call her Swidge, Widge, Bridge—Lord! London
Bridge, Blackfriars, Chelsea, Putney, Waterloo, or Hammersmith
Suspension—if they like.”
The close of this triumphant oration brought him and the plate to the
table, upon which he half laid and half dropped it, with a lively sense
of its being thoroughly heated, just as the subject of his praises
entered the room, bearing another tray and a lantern, and followed by a
venerable old man with long grey hair.
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