The Head of the House of CoombeBurnett, Frances Hodgson
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The Head of the House of Coombe
Burnett, Frances Hodgson
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“When English society was respectable, even to stodginess at times,”
was his point of view, “to be born ‘the Head of the House’ was a
weighty and awe-inspiring thing. In fearful private denunciatory
interviews with one’s parents and governors it was brought up against
one as a final argument against immoral conduct such as debt and not
going to church. As the Head of the House one was called upon to be an
Example. In the country one appeared in one’s pew and announced oneself
a ‘miserable sinner’ in loud tones, one had to invite the rector to
dinner with regularity and ‘the ladies’ of one’s family gave tea and
flannel petticoats and baby clothes to cottagers. Men and women were
known as ‘ladies’ and ‘gentlemen’ in those halcyon days. One
Represented things—Parties in Parliament—Benevolent Societies, and
British Hospitality in the form of astounding long dinners at which one
drank healths and made speeches. In roseate youth one danced the
schottische and the polka and the round waltz which Lord Byron
denounced as indecent. To recall the vigour of his poem gives rise to a
smile—when one chances to sup at a cabaret.”
He was considered very amusing when he analyzed his own mental attitude
towards his world in general.
“I was born somewhat too late and somewhat too early,” he explained in
his light, rather cold and detached way. “I was born and educated at
the closing of one era and have to adjust myself to living in another.
I was as it were cradled among treasured relics of the ethics of the
Georges and Queen Charlotte, and Queen Victoria in her bloom. _I_ was
in my bloom in the days when ‘ladies’ were reproved for wearing dresses
cut too low at Drawing Rooms. Such training gives curious interest to
fashions in which bodices are unconsidered trifles and Greek nymphs who
dance with bare feet and beautiful bare legs may be one’s own
relations. I trust I do not seem even in the shadowiest way to comment
unfavourably. I merely look on at the rapidities of change with
unalloyed interest. As the Head of the House of Coombe I am not sure
_what_ I am an Example of—or to. Which is why I at times regard myself
in that capacity with a slightly ribald lightness.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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