Still, it may be repeated that what he really enjoyed when he could do
so conscientiously, and even, indeed, when he found his conscience to be
in no sense on the side of the more worldly angels of his acquaintance,
was to place all his knowledge of the world at the disposal of two
youthful and good-looking lovers. No man, so it was said, knew more ways
of melting the heart of an obdurate father, or, what is of course far
more difficult, of changing the mind of a sensible mother. Of the
several sayings of which he was fond of making use, and which he found
applicable to almost every case, especially those of purely sentimental
interest, submitted to him, his favourite came to be, 'Heaven helps
those who help themselves'; but as he preferred to be the sole auxiliary
of Heaven, he seldom quoted the phrase to those who might really have
profited by it.
As young people sometimes found to their chagrin, Mr. Gumberg could not
always be trusted to see what he was fond of calling the syllabub side
of life; he occasionally took a parent's part, this especially when the
parent happened to be the mother of a young man. Thus, he was impatient
of the modern habit of _mésalliance_, and was old enough to remember the
days when divorce was the last resort of the wealthy, while yet
deploring the time when marriage was in truth an indissoluble bond.
Perhaps the only action which caused him ever-recurring astonishment was
the frivolity his young friends showed in entering a state of life
which, according to his old-fashioned views, should spell finality.
'Heaven,' he would murmur to the afflicted mother of a misguided youth
who only asked to be allowed to contract honourable matrimony with the
humble object of his choice--'Heaven helps those who help themselves:
therefore beware of the virtuous ballet-girl and of the industrious
barmaid; rather persuade your Augustus to cultivate more closely the
acquaintance of his cousin, a really agreeable widow, for jointures
should be induced to remain in the family when this can be done without
any serious sacrifice of feeling.'
Mr. Gumberg's enemies--and, of course, like most people who live the
life that suits them best, and who are surrounded by a phalanx of
attached and powerful friends, he had enemies--were able to point to one
very serious blemish on his otherwise almost perfect advisory character.
With the approach of age he had become garrulous; he talked not only
freely, but with extraordinary, amazing freedom to those--and they were
many--who cheered him with their constant visits, and on whom he could
depend to give him news of the world he loved so well, but which for
many years past he had only been able to see poised against the limited
background of his fine library, of his cheerful breakfast-room, of his
delightful garden.
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