The Heart of ScotlandMoncrieff, A. R. Hope (Ascott Robert Hope)
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The Heart of Scotland
Moncrieff, A. R. Hope (Ascott Robert Hope)
Perthshire (Scotland) -- Description and travel
Not that Scotland was without schooling long before the days of School
Boards. In out-of-the-way parts of the Highlands, as well as in Lowland
Gandercleughs, Dr. Johnson could hear of day-schools, even
boarding-schools, kept here and there under difficulties, perhaps in
summer by a bookish youth who for his winter studies walked all the way
to Aberdeen or Glasgow. When a society seemed necessary for the
diffusion of Christian knowledge in the Highlands, thanks to John Knox
every English-speaking and Shorter Catechism-conning parish, at least,
had its dominie, who, thanks to those land-grabbing Lords of the
Congregation, was often such a “downtrodden, underfoot martyr” as
Carlyle deplores, eking out his exiguous dues by a medley of
occupations, and by unworthy perquisites that fell to him at the annual
cock-fighting holiday. He was fain not only to perform all the duties of
his school, down to mending pens and sharpening the points of his tawse,
but to act as precentor, session-clerk, and general man of business for
the parish; “even the story ran that he could gauge.” He has been known
to play the cobbler in his hours of ease. Not seldom he was a “stickit
minister,” qualified to wag his head in a pulpit, if he could get one,
hindered perhaps from that eminence by some infirmity, such as a tied
tongue or a too red nose. Often he was a “character,” who has figured in
many a tale told by graceless Roderick Randoms when they grew out of
dread of his skelpings and palmies. The most famous of such presentments
ought to be Jedediah Cleishbotham, who presents himself as quite
superfluously editing the _Tales of My Landlord_; but few impatient
readers of our day spend much time over the mystifying patter with which
that Wizard of the North thought necessary to introduce his feats of
imagination. I should like, by the way, to point out how the
self-important schoolmaster of Gandercleugh seems to have sent a
thriving progeny across the Atlantic. Surely it is one of his family
who, as the Rev. Homer Wilbur, A.M., so long occupied a pulpit at
Jaalam, Mass., where one “talented parishioner,” Hosea Biglow, might
call cousins with the Peter Pattieson who penned a story when he should
have been engrossing rudimentary instruction on the skins of the lower
classes.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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