Whatever may have been my motive in dragging him into it, Jeffard's own
reasons for going were confessedly experimental. So much he confided
to me on our early retreat from the house of mirth. "I wanted to find
out where I stand," he said, "and these good people have been quite
explicit. Don't get me any more invitations." And after a time he
added, "I can buy them when I want them." From which you will infer
that he will henceforth sit in the seat of the scornful, and this, I
fear, is the lamentable fact.
Touching his present mode of life, it borders on the puzzling. With
a bank deposit which is currently reported to reach seven figures,
and which is doubtless well up in the sixes, he lives in two rooms in
a block, and takes his meals at the club. A very rich spendthrift
might do this, you will say, saving at the spigot and wasting at the
bung; but so far as my observation goes, Jeffard seems not to know
that his barrel has a bung. And if any of the staves have started on
the side of dissipation, the leak is not yet apparent to me. The other
evening, when I let drive a little arrow pointed with a gibe at his
penuriousness, he laughed and reminded me of something he had said one
night in the famine time when we were dining by the help of a small
windfall of mine. "I told you I should be a miser if the tide ever
turned," said he, "and you scoffed at me. I assure you I can account
for every dollar I have spent since the Midas began to pour them in."
This is his attitude as he defines it, but I can qualify the accusation
a little on the friendly side. I should rather say that he had set his
mark at thrifty frugality. He is not niggardly; in benevolences which
may be paid for in the coin of effort he is still generous; and if he
were living on a clerk's income people would commend him.
But I fancy I hear you cry "Enough!" and this ends with the heartiest
good wishes for you both.
Faithfully yours,
ROBERT LANSDALE.
CHAPTER XXVIII
LANSDALE had defined himself as a reporter on the "Coloradoan," but in
reality he was rather more,--or less,--being that anomalous member of a
newspaper staff known as the literary editor. Kershaw had taken him in
doubtfully, and had afterward wondered why a man with such an evident
gift for journalistic work should prefer to spend his days and nights
writing stories which no one would buy. For, contrary to all precedent,
when he could sink his literary ambitions the fictionist proved to be a
general utility journalist of no uncertain ability, running the office
gamut from proof-reading in an emergency to filling the editorial
columns on the rare occasions when Kershaw was absent.
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