"I speak," he continued, "of New Babylon before the coming of the canal
put an end to the log cabins, the spinning-wheels, the ox-sleds, the
corduroy roads, the miasmatic swamps, the wolves, the bears, the fever,
the ague, the blue pill, and all the rude makeshifts and backwoods'
evils which to your forefathers and mine were stern reality. These
were the days when men wore their coat collars high in the back and
small clothes were lengthening into trousers; when veterans of the
Revolution still walked the land hale and strong, and the second war
with the mother country was an uncicatrized memory. In short, I mean
New Babylon of the critical hour when the Legislature wisely saw fit to
erect Tuscarora County, and appointed a commission to choose a
county-seat. 'Then was the tug-of-war.' New Babylon coveted the
award, pined for it, panted for it as the hart for the water brooks.
But so did Etruria, our strapping rival."
A ripple of appreciation of his version of the familiar legend ran from
jury-box to door, and Shelby, a psychologist, like every real orator,
perceived it with stirring pulse. The instrument he knew best lay
attuned to his hand.
"How little could we boast," he said, adroitly identifying his
listeners with the past. "The surveyors assured us that the canal was
pointed our way, though no one was sanguine of its speedy coming. We
did occupy the geographical centre of the new county, and with that
ends the tale of our pretensions."
"We had Penelope Chubb!"
The suggestion came from an old man in one of the arm-chairs
immediately below.
Interruptions never disconcerted Shelby.
"I forgot Penelope Chubb," he admitted smilingly. "Yes, we had her,
the best dress-maker in Tuscarora, whom even Etruria was keen to
employ. But you wouldn't have had us offer Penelope Chubb to the
commissioners as an inducement," he added, and won a laugh for his
readiness. "It was far different with Etruria. It lay on the great
Ridge Road, and the stages from the East tooled and trumpeted straight
through its long main street. It had stores and shops and factories,
it had a grist-mill, a distillery, a tavern--"
"Two taverns," corrected the hoary critic below.
"Two taverns, a bona fide doctor, a licensed preacher, the only
academy, the only meeting-house, the only printing-press, and the only
newspaper within the county limits. The Etrurians were so cock-sure of
victory that they raised the price of village lots. Yet we presumed to
hope. Great emergencies focus on individuals; so with ours. New
Babylon found its saviour in Israel Booth."
Booth's name was the signal for an outburst. The older generation held
him in equal reverence with the fathers of the republic.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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