Yet when mischief speedily befell, it wore so curious a guise that
Shelby missed its import and laughed it aside for a random fling of
jocund Fate. It began with a publisher's announcement of a volume
containing the collected poems of the author of the admired, imitated,
parodied, and derided ode on the "Victory of Samothrace," anonymous no
longer, but the avowed offspring of Bernard Graves. Dazed,
incredulous, and slow to do him honor, the prophet's own country
advanced a theory of mistaken identity. But reluctant New Babylon had
soon to recognize the young man's vogue. Through its supposed advocacy
of woman suffrage the poem had all but founded a cult, and the
disclosure of its true author, after months of guesswork and
silly-season gush, bounced and ricochetted among the newspapers with
astonishing ado. With the _Whig_ in the forefront the local press
began to echo the gossiping paragraphs and character sketches which,
true, half true, and of whole cloth, padded the lean columns of a
mediocre literary season, and New Babylon had faith. The last doubting
Thomas yielded when it became necessary to convey the celebrity's mail
to his home in a special bag; not even the ensuing plague of special
correspondents, biographical dictionary solicitors, photographers, and
worshipping pilgrims so stirred the local imagination; this surely was
fame!
To Ruth Temple, who by some sorcery guessed his secret before its
public revelation, Graves went with his laurels thick upon him.
"How does it feel to be a celebrity?" he said, meeting her volley of
questions collectively. "Much like a breakfast cereal, a patent
medicine, or a soap. Byron said that the first thing which sounded
like fame to him was the tidings that he was read on the banks of the
Ohio. It's different nowadays. The first taste usually comes from
seeing your name placarded on a dead wall between some equally
distinguished rolled oats and a new five-cent cigar. Personally I
think I first saw the 'gypsy' face to face when the Hon. Seneca Bowers
told me that save 'Betsey and I Are Out' he had read no poem but mine
in twenty years. That was my 'Ohio,' though of course Mrs. Hilliard's
request for an author's reading at the Culture Club was an annunciation
in itself. Am I becoming fabulously rich from my royalties? Alas! no;
I must buy too many presentation copies for people who fancy that I
obtain gratis really more than I know what to do with. Shall I write
for the stage? I could as easily write a cook book. Do I give my
autograph? Always, if a stamped envelope is enclosed. One of our
hardest-working presidents daily set apart a time for autographs; why
then should a popular writer pretend that it bores him? He is secretly
tickled, and probably collects autographs himself."
Ruth laughed, but denied that he had exhausted her questions.
"Why did you withhold your name from your masterpiece?" she asked.
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