The High Place: A Comedy of DisenchantmentCabell, James Branch
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The High Place: A Comedy of Disenchantment
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“Exactly!” Melior stated, with the most sagacious of nods. “Though,
for my part, I feel it is only justice to say that such devils as my
sister Mélusine used to have in now and again, in the way of sorcery,
were quite civil and obliging. So far as looks go, it is best to
remember in such cases that handsome is as handsome does, and I am sure
they did things for her that the servants would never have so much as
considered—”
“But, still—”
“Oh, yes, of course, we all know what a problem that is, at every turn,
with your kindness and your consideration absolutely wasted: and in
fact, as I so often think, if I could just have two rooms somewhere,
and do my own cooking—” Another thread was bitten through by the
loveliest teeth in the world.
“You aspire to such simple pleasures, my wife, as are denied to a
Duchess of Puysange. No, one must be logical. We have the duties of our
estate. And among these duties, as I was just saying, I now discover
the deplorable need of absenting myself from the delights of your
society and conversation—”
“I shall miss you, monsieur my husband,” replied Melior, abstractedly
holding up a very small undershirt, and looking at it as if with the
very weightiest of doubts, “of course. But still, it is not as if I
cared to be travelling now, and, besides, there really is a great deal
of sewing to be done for months to come. And with everything in this
upset condition, I do hope that—if by any chance you are sitting on
that other pair of scissors? I thought they must be there. Yes, I do
hope that you will be most careful in this affair, because I already
have enough to contend with. You ought to send the lace at once,
though: and I suppose we might as well have pink yarn and ribbons,
since the chances are equal in any event—”
“But in what affair, delight of my existence, are you requesting me to
be careful?”
“Why, how should I know?” And Melior, he perceived, had still the air
of one who is dealing patiently with an irrational person. “It is
probably a very good thing that I do not, since you are plainly up to
something with your friend Orléans which you want nobody to find out
about. All men are like that: and, for my part, I have no curiosity
whatever, because, as I so often think, if everybody would just attend
to their own affairs—”
He bowed and, murmuring “Your pardon, madame!” he left her contentedly
sewing. It seemed to Florian a real pity that a creature in every way
so agreeable to his eye should steadily betray and tease his ear.
He did not find that, as wives average, his Melior was especially
loquacious: it was, rather, that when she discoursed at any length,
with her bewildering air of commingled self-satisfaction and
shrewdness, he could never make out quite clearly what she was talking
about: and as went intelligence, his disenchanted princess seemed to
him to rank somewhere between a magpie and a turnip.
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