"That's the darlin'. Well, she drives that runabout of hers down Jefferson
again, doin' nothin' less than forty-five and makin' real time in spots.
Seems she's been fined pretty average regular. Well, traffic cop gets her
and makes her haul up to the curb and crawls right in beside her. Uh-huh.
And off they go to the station, her lookin' like she could bite off the
steerin'-wheel. Well, Potter and I are comin' along in _his_ car, and we
see the excitement and tag after. You know Potter?"
"We do!"
"'It's that von Essen kid, isn't it?' he says to me, and I agree with him.
'She's been caught too regular,' he says. 'They'll be nasty. Better trail
along and see if we can help out.' So we did. Got to the station
simultaneous and adjacent to them, and out jumps Potter.
"'Afternoon, Miss von Essen,' says he.
"'Mr. Waite,' she says, cool as a _bisque tortoni_.
"'Pinched?' says he.
"'Ask him,' she says, and jerks her head toward the cop, who is clambering
down.
"'She is,' says the cop, 'and this time she gits what's comin' to her. She
been a dam' nuisance,' he says, 'and this here time I'm goin' to put her
over the jumps. Git out and git inside,' he says to her.
"Well, Potter sort of edged up to the cop and looks him over and says, 'I
don't really see why this young lady has to go inside. You can make your
complaint, and that about ends your usefulness.'
"'She stays,' says the cop, 'and if I got anything to say about it, she
sleeps on a plank.'
"'You wouldn't care to do that, would you, Miss von Essen?' says Potter,
with that grin of his, and I made ready to duck, because when he grins
that way--"
"We know," said the boys.
"'Now you listen to reason,' says Potter. 'A police station is no place
for a young lady. It doesn't smell pleasantly. So she doesn't go in. If
bail's necessary or if anything's necessary, I'm here for that. But omit
the stern policeman part of it.'
"'Git out and come in,' says the cop to the girl.
"'You and I are going in, friend,' says Potter, and he took hold of the
policeman's arm. '_We'll_ fix this up--not the young lady. Come _on_,'
says Potter, with his left fist all doubled up and ready.
"The cop knew Potter, so they parleyed, and then they walked under the
porch--you know the entrance to the station--and in a couple of minutes
out comes Potter, looking sort of sneering and shoving a roll of bills
into his pocket.
"'Seems there was some mistake,' he says to Miss von Essen. 'It wasn't
_you_ who broke the speed ordinance; it was I. I've arranged the mistake
with the officer. Now, for cat's sake, cut it out. You'll be breaking into
print _good_ one of these days, and there'll be the devil to pay ... or
breaking your neck. You'll get yourself talked about if you don't ease off
some.' And," said Randall, "he hardly knows the girl. Some line of talk
for Potter to ladle out!"
"What did she say?"
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