The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack — John Shaqi
The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
Here the gentleman that lost the bills said, “This poor child is enough
to make a man weep for the miseries of human nature, and be thankful
for himself; he puts tears into my eyes.” “And into mine too,” says the
other.
“Well, but hark ye, Jacque,” says the first gentleman, “do they give
you no money when they send you of errands?”
“They give me victuals,” said I, “and that’s better.”
“But what,” says he, “do you do for clothes?”
“They give me sometimes old things,” said I, “such as they have to
spare.”
“Why, you have never a shirt on, I believe,” said he, “have you?”
“No; I never had a shirt,” said I, “since my nurse died.”
“How long ago is that?” said he.
“Six winters, when this is out,” said I.
“Why, how old are you?” said he.
“I can’t tell,” said I.
“Well,” says the gentleman, “now you have this money, won’t you buy
some clothes and a shirt with some of it?”
“Yes,” said I, “I would buy some clothes.”
“And what will you do with the rest?”
“I can’t tell,” said I, and cried.
“What dost cry for, Jacque?” said he.
“I am afraid,” said I, and cried still.
“What art afraid of?”
“They will know I have money.”
“Well, and what then?”
“Then I must sleep no more in the warm glass house, and I shall be
starved with cold. They will take away my money.”
“But why must you sleep there no more?”
Here the gentlemen observed to one another how naturally anxiety and
perplexity attend those that have money. “I warrant you,” says the
clerk, “when this poor boy had no money he slept all night in the
straw, or on the warm ashes in the glass-house, as soundly and as void
of care as it would be possible for any creature to do; but now, as
soon as he has gotten money, the care of preserving it brings tears
into his eyes and fear into his heart.”
They asked me a great many questions more, to which I answered in my
childish way as well as I could, but so as pleased them well enough. At
last I was going away with a heavy pocket, and I assure you not a light
heart, for I was so frighted with having so much money that I knew not
what in the earth to do with myself. I went away, however, and walked a
little way, but I could not tell what to do; so, after rambling two
hours or thereabout, I went back again, and sat down at the gentleman’s
door, and there I cried as long as I had any moisture in my head to
make tears of, but never knocked at the door.
I had not sat long, I suppose, but somebody belonging to the family got
knowledge of it, and a maid came and talked to me, but I said little to
her, only cried still. At length it came to the gentleman’s ears. As
for the merchant, he was gone. When the gentleman heard of me he called
me in, and began to talk with me again, and asked me what I stayed for.
I told him I had not stayed there all that while, for I had been gone a
great while, and was come again.
“Well,” says he, “but what did you come again for?”
“I can’t tell,” says I.
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