The history of drink : $b A review, social, scientific, and politicalSamuelson, James
History
The history of drink : $b A review, social, scientific, and political
Samuelson, James
Drinking of alcoholic beverages -- History; Temperance -- History
Other courses follow, and betwixt or during each there is some
entertainment or some surprise. Now a slave boy is freed, then an orator
enters and recounts the munificent deeds of the host. Then again the
cook is dragged in and threatened with condign punishment for having
forgotten to remove the intestines from a hog. At first he is handed over
to the tormentors; but the guests intercede, when the cook is directed
to slash open the intestines with a knife, and out falls a mass of
sausages. Thereupon follows immense applause; the cook is crowned with
honours and dismissed. Poor poets and literary men who are present are
vulgarly patronised by the host, and are “drawn out” into conversation,
whilst compliment after compliment is showered on the host. Towards the
close of the banquet, the ceiling over the heads of the guests cracks and
opens, and a great ring descends, hung all round with golden crowns and
alabaster pots filled with perfume, as presents to the guests; and this
is but one amongst similar surprises.
But how is it about our special department all this time? Are the guests
all as sober as when they assembled? Hardly, for each new course has
brought with it a fresh supply of wine, which is carried round from right
to left as with us; and although at first it is taken mixed with water,
it is soon drunk alone, until all the guests have arrived at that third
stage which “tranquillity and sleep inspires.” But soon one of them,
who never once allowed the wine to pass, and “is not in a fit state
for discussion,” naïvely acquaints his host with the interesting fact
that he is “completely fuddled;” an announcement which is received with
laughter and applause. His example is soon followed by others, until all
arrive at the fourth or fifth stages, from which “insolence” and “uproar”
proceed. The guests begin to vie with one another in drinking, brag, and
bluster. But there is method in this dipsomania; for the slaves, too,
are ordered to drink freely, that they may not see their masters at a
disadvantage; and when, at one particular phase of the entertainment,
the wine is brought round, the host threatens to have it poured over the
head of any of his guests who fails to drain his bumper.[174] During
the entertainment other friends arrive, and one party comes tipsy from
a funeral, until at length host and guests, men and women, are all
drunk together. Some of them retire, if reeling out of the hall can
be so called, and proceed to take a bath, with a view of returning to
the charge and renewing the bout; and finally the spectacle becomes
indescribable, and the curtain falls on the last scene of all amidst
“riot and confusion.”
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