The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
Sir Frederick, to shew the impatience of his passion, came very soon
after dinner: she received him with as grave an air as she could
possibly put on; but it was not in her power, nor indeed would have been
in any one else's, to continue it for any long time; his conversation
was much of a piece with his letters, and his actions even more
extravagant.
Never was such an Orlando Furioso in love: on his first approach, he
had indeed the boldness to take one of her hands, and put it to
his mouth; but, afterwards, whatever he said to her was on his knees.
He threw himself prostrate on the carpet before her, grasped her
feet, and tenderly kissed each shoe, with the same vehemence as he
could have done her lips, and as much devotion as the pilgrims at
Rome do the pantofle of his holiness!--'Darts!--Flames!--Immortal
joys!--Death!--Despair!--Heaven!--Hell!--Ever-during woe!'--and all the
epithets in the whole vocabulary of Cupid's legend, begun and ended
every sentence of his discourse. This way of entertaining her was so
extraordinary, and so new to her, that she could not forbear sometimes
returning it with a smile; which, in spite of her endeavours to preserve
a serious deportment, diffused a gaiety through all her air.
Those who had told Sir Frederick, that the way to please this lady, was
to soothe her vanity, either knew not, or had forgot to inform him, she
had also an equal share of good sense; so that, mistaking the change he
had observed in her looks for an indication of her being charmed with
his manner of behaviour, he acted and re-acted over all his fopperies,
and felt as much secret pride in repeating them, as a celebrated singer
on the stage does in obeying the voice of an encore.
It is probable, however, that he would have continued in them long
enough to have tired Miss Betsy so much as to have made her give him
some demonstrative remark that the pleasantry he had seen her in,
proceeded rather from derision than satisfaction, if, divine service
being ended, some ladies, as they came from church, had not called to
visit her. The sound of company coming up stairs, obliged him to break
off in the middle of a rhapsody, which he, doubtless, thought very fine;
and he took his leave somewhat hastily, telling her, the passion with
which he was inflamed, was too fierce to be restrained within those
bounds which she might expect before witnesses, and that he would wait
on her the next day, when he hoped she would be at more liberty to
receive his vows.
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