The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
The gentlemen exerted all their wit and eloquence, to persuade the
ladies not to go home in the heat of the day; but take up with such
entertainment as the place they were in was able to present them with.
Neither of them made any objection, except that, having said they should
dine at home, the family would wait in expectation of their coming: but
this difficulty was easily got over; the footman, who had attended Miss
Betsy and Miss Flora, in their morning's walk, was in the house, and
might be sent to acquaint the people that they were not to expect them.
As they were neither displeased with the company, nor place they were
in, they needed not abundance of persuasions; and the servant was
immediately dispatched. The gentlemen went out of the room, to give
orders for having something prepared, but staid not two minutes; and on
their return, omitted nothing that might keep up the good-humour and
sprightliness of their fair companions.
Persons of so gay and volatile a disposition as these four, could not
content themselves with sitting still, and barely talking; every limb
must be in motion, every faculty employed. The gentleman-commoner took
Miss Betsy's hand, and led her some steps of a minuet, then fell into a
rigadoon, then into the louvre, and so ran through all the
school-dances, without regularly beginning or ending any one of them, or
of the tunes he sung; the young student was not less alert with Miss
Flora; so that, between singing, dancing, and laughing, they all grew
extremely warm. Miss Betsy ran to a window to take breath, and get a
little air; her partner followed, and taking up her fan, which lay on a
table, employed it with a great deal of dexterity, to assist the wind
that came in at the casement for her refreshment. 'Heavens!' cried he,
'how divinely lovely do you now appear! the goddess of the spring, nor
Venus's self, was ever painted half so beautiful! What eyes! what a
mouth! and what a shape!' continued he, surveying her, as it were, from
head to foot, 'How exquisitely turned! How taper! how slender! I don't
believe you measure half a yard round the waist.' In speaking these
words, he put his handkerchief about her waist; after which he tied it
round his head, repeating these lines of Mr. Waller's--
'That which her slender waist confin'd
Shall now my joyful temples bind;
No monarch but would give his crown,
His arms might do what this has done.'
'O fie upon it!' said Miss Betsy, laughing, and snatching it from his
head, 'this poetry is stale; I should rather have expected from an
Oxonian some fine thing of his own extempore, on this occasion, which,
perhaps, I might have been vain enough to have got printed in the
monthly magazine.'
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