The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
'You must know, my dear Miss Betsy,' continued she, 'that my Lord ----'s
park-wall reaches to the bottom of this lane, and has a little gate into
it: having, it seems, some company with him, he had ordered two tents to
be erected in that part of the park; the one for himself and friends,
the other for the musick, who sounded the instruments to the healths
that were toasted; but this we being ignorant of, and delighted with the
harmony, wandered on till we came close to the little gate I mentioned,
and there stood still listening to it. Some one or other of the
gentlemen saw us, and said to the others, "We have eve's-droppers!" On
which they quitted their seats, and ran to the gate. On seeing them all
approach, we would have drawn back, but they were too quick for us; the
gate was instantly thrown open, and six or seven gentlemen, of whom my
lord was one, rushed out upon us. Perceiving we endeavoured to escape
them, they catched hold of us--"Nay, ladies," said one of them, "you
must not think to avoid paying the piper, after having heard his
musick."
'Mademoiselle, on this, addressed herself to my Lord ----, with as much
formality as she could assume, and told him we were young ladies of
distinction, who were placed at a boarding-school just by, and at
present were under her care; so begged no rudeness might be offered. His
lordship protested, on his honour, none should; but insisted on our
coming into the park, and drinking one glass of whatever wine we
pleased; upon which--"What say you, ladies?" cried Mademoiselle; "I
believe we may depend on his lordship's protection." None of us opposed
the motion, as being as glad to accept it as herself. In a word, we went
in, and were conducted to the tent in the midst of which were placed
bottles, glasses, jellies, sweetmeats, pickles, and I know not what
other things, to regale and quicken the appetite. Servants, who
attended, cooled the glasses out of a silver fountain, on a little
pedestal at one end of the tent, and filled every one a glass with what
each of us chose. One of the company perceiving our conductress was a
French woman, talked to her in her own language, and led her a minuet
around the table; and, in the mean time, the others took the opportunity
of entertaining us: he that had hold of me, so plied me with kisses and
embraces, that I scarce knew where I was. Oh! the differences between
his caresses and the boyish insipid salutes of Master Sparkish! The
others, I suppose, were served with the same agreeable robustness I was;
but I had not the power of observing them, any more than, as I
afterwards found, they had of me.
'In short, never were poor innocent girls so pressed, so kissed; every
thing but the dernier undoing deed, and that there was no opportunity of
compleating, every one of us, our tutoress not excepted, I am certain
experienced.'
'Heavens!' cried Miss Betsy, interrupting her, 'how I envied your
happiness a moment since, and how I tremble for you now!'
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