The History of Samuel Titmarsh and the Great Hoggarty DiamondThackeray, William Makepeace
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The History of Samuel Titmarsh and the Great Hoggarty Diamond
Thackeray, William Makepeace
English fiction -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
He shrieked out something about "arretez," and "Francais," and "champ-
d'honneur;" but we walked on, Gus putting his thumb to his nose and
stretching out his finger at Master Frenchman. This made everybody
laugh; and so the adventure ended.
About ten days after my aunt's departure came a letter from her, of which
I give a copy:--
"My Dear Nephew,--It was my earnest whish e'er this to have returned
to London, where I am sure you and my niece Titmarsh miss me very
much, and where she, poor thing, quite inexperienced in the ways of
'the great metropulus,' in aconamy, and indeed in every qualaty
requasit in a good wife and the mistress of a famaly, can hardly
manidge, I am sure, without me.
"Tell her _on no account_ to pay more than 6.5_d_. for the prime
pieces, 4.75_d_. for soup meat; and that the very best of London
butter is to be had for 8.5_d_.; of course, for pudns and the kitchin
you'll employ a commoner sort. My trunks were sadly packed by Mrs.
Titmarsh, and the hasp of the portmantyou-lock has gone through my
yellow satn. I have darned it, and woar it already twice, at two
ellygant (though quiat) evening-parties given by my _hospatable_ host;
and my pegreen velvet on Saturday at a grand dinner, when Lord
Scaramouch handed me to table. Everything was in the most _sumptious
style_. Soup top and bottom (white and brown), removed by turbit and
sammon with _immense boles of lobster-sauce_. Lobsters alone cost
15_s_. Turbit, three guineas. The hole sammon, weighing, I'm sure,
15 lbs., and _never seen_ at table again; not a bitt of pickled sammon
the hole weak afterwards. This kind of extravigance would _just suit_
Mrs. Sam Titmarsh, who, as I always say, burns _the candle at both
ends_. Well, young people, it is lucky for you you have an old aunt
who knows better, and has a long purse; without witch, I dare say,
_some_ folks would be glad to see her out of doors. I don't mean you,
Samuel, who have, I must say, been a dutiful nephew to me. Well, I
dare say I shan't live long, and some folks won't be sorry to have me
in my grave.
"Indeed, on Sunday I was taken in my stomick very ill, and thought it
might have been the lobster-sauce; but Doctor Blogg, who was called
in, said it was, he very much feared, _cumsumptive_; but gave me some
pills and a draft wh made me better. Please call upon him--he lives
at Pimlico, and you can walk out there after office hours--and present
him with 1_l_. 1_s_., with my compliments. I have no money here but a
10_l_. note, the rest being locked up in my box at Lamb's Cundit
Street.
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