The History of Samuel Titmarsh and the Great Hoggarty DiamondThackeray, William Makepeace
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The History of Samuel Titmarsh and the Great Hoggarty Diamond
Thackeray, William Makepeace
English fiction -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Although the flesh is not neglected in Mr. B.'s sumptious
establishment, I can assure you the _sperrit_ is likewise cared for.
Mr. B. reads and igspounds every morning; and o but his exorcises
refresh the hungry sole before breakfast! Everything is in the
handsomest style,--silver and goold plate at breakfast, lunch, and
dinner; and his crest and motty, a beehive, with the Latn word
_Industria_, meaning industry, on _everything_--even on the chany
juggs and things in my bedd-room. On Sunday we were favoured by a
special outpouring from the Rev. Grimes Wapshot, of the Amabaptist
Congrigation here, and who egshorted for 3 hours in the afternoon in
Mr. B.'s private chapel. As the widow of a Hoggarty, I have always
been a staunch supporter of the established Church of England and
Ireland; but I must say Mr. Wapshot's stirring way was far superior to
that of the Rev. Bland Blenkinsop of the Establishment, who lifted up
his voice after dinner for a short discourse of two hours.
"Mrs. Brough is, between ourselves, a poor creature, and has no
sperrit of her own. As for Miss B., she is so saucy that once I
promised to box her years; and would have left the house, had not Mr.
B. taken my part, and Miss made me a suitable apollogy.
"I don't know when I shall return to town, being made really so
welcome here. Dr. Blogg says the air of Fulham is the best in the
world for my simtums; and as the ladies of the house do not choose to
walk out with me, the Rev. Grimes Wapshot has often been kind enough
to lend me his arm, and 'tis sweet with such a guide to wander both to
Putney and Wandsworth, and igsamin the wonderful works of nature. I
have spoke to him about the Slopperton property, and he is not of Mr.
B.'s opinion that I should sell it; but on this point I shall follow
my own counsel.
"Meantime you must gett into more comfortable lodgings, and lett my
bedd be warmed every night, and of rainy days have a fire in the
grate: and let Mrs. Titmarsh look up my blue silk dress, and turn it
against I come; and there is my purple spencer she can have for
herself; and I hope she does not wear those three splendid gowns you
gave her, but keep them until _better times_. I shall soon introduse
her to my friend Mr. Brough, and others of my acquaintances; and am
always
"Your loving AUNT.
"I have ordered a chest of the Rosolio to be sent from Somersetshire.
When it comes, please to send half down here (paying the carriage, of
course). 'Twill be an acceptable present to my kind entertainer, Mr.
B."
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