Miss Hope started off with a double, which was rather a pity, and then gave our masculine adversary what is technically called "one to kill." I saw instinctively that I was the one, and I held my racket ready with both hands. Our opponent, who had been wanting his tea for the last two games, was in no mood of dalliance; he fairly let himself go over this shot. In a moment I was down on my knees behind the net ... and the next moment I saw through the meshes a very strange thing. The other man, with his racket on the ground, was holding his eye with both hands! "Don't you think," said Miss Hope (TWO, FIVE--ABANDONED), "that your overhead volleying is just a little severe?" THE OPENING SEASON "My dear," said Jeremy, as he folded back his paper at the sporting page, "I have some news for you. Cricket is upon us once again." "There's a nasty cold upon Baby once again," said Mrs Jeremy. "I hope it doesn't mean measles." "No child of mine would ever have measles," said Jeremy confidently. "It's beneath us." He cleared his throat and read, "'The coming season will be rendered ever memorable by the fact that for the first time in the history of the game--' You'll never guess what's coming." "Mr Jeremy Smith is expected to make double figures." Jeremy sat up indignantly. "Well of all the wifely things to say! Who was top of our averages last year?" "Plummer. Because you presented the bat to him yourself." "That proves nothing. I gave myself a bat too, as it happens; and a better one than Plummer's. After all, his average was only 25. Mine, if the weather had allowed me to finish my solitary innings, would probably have been 26." "As it was, the weather only allowed you to give a chance to the wicket-keeper off the one ball you had." "I was getting the pace of the pitch," said Jeremy. "Besides, it wasn't really a chance, because our umpire would never have given the treasurer out first ball. There are certain little courtesies which are bound to be observed." "Then," said his wife, "it's a pity you don't play more often." Jeremy got up and made a few strokes with the poker. "One of us is rather stiff," he said. "Perhaps it's the poker. If I play regularly this season will you promise to bring Baby to watch me?" "Of course we shall both come." "And you won't let Baby jeer at me if I'm bowled by a shooter." "She won't know what a shooter is." "Then you can tell her that it's the only ball that ever bowls father," said Jeremy. He put down the poker and took up a ball of wool. "I shall probably field somewhere behind the wicket-keeper, where the hottest drives don't come; but if I should miss a catch you must point out to her that the sun was in father's eyes. I want my child to understand the game as soon as possible." "I'll tell her all that she ought to know," said his wife. "And when you've finished playing with my wool I've got something to do with it."