English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
"Then let us forgive each other," she said with a smile. "A new year
is beginning, Robert!"
He took her in his arms.
"Listen," he said.
In the distance the bells began to ring in the New Year. A message
of hope to all weary travellers on life's highway. It was New Year's
Day!
[EDITOR. I THOUGHT CHRISTMAS DAY HAD STARTED ON THE EMBANKMENT. THIS
WOULD BE BOXING DAY. AUTHOR. _I_'M SORRY, BUT IT MUST END LIKE THAT.
_I_ MUST HAVE MY BELLS. YOU CAN EXPLAIN SOMEHOW.
EDITOR. THAT'S ALL VERY WELL. _I_ HAVE A GOOD DEAL TO EXPLAIN AS IT
IS. SOME OF YOUR STORY DOESN'T FIT THE PICTURES AT ALL, AND IT IS
TOO LATE NOW TO GET NEW ONES DONE.
AUTHOR. _I_ AM AFRAID _I_ CANNOT WORK TO ORDER.
EDITOR. YES, _I_ KNOW. THE ARTIST SAID THE SAME THING. WELL, _I_
MUST MANAGE SOMEHOW, _I_ SUPPOSE. GOOD-BYE. ROTTEN WEATHER FOR
AUGUST, ISN'T IT?]
A MATTER-OF-FACT FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time there was a King who had three sons. The two eldest
were lazy, good-for-nothing young men, but the third son, whose
name was Charming, was a delightful youth, who was loved by
everybody (outside his family) who knew him. Whenever he rode
through the town the people used to stop whatever work they were
engaged upon and wave their caps and cry "Hurrah for Prince
Charming!"--and even after he had passed they would continue to stop
work, in case he might be coming back the same way, when they would
wave their caps and cry "Hurrah for Prince Charming!"
again. It was wonderful how fond of him they were.
But alas! his father the King was not so fond. He preferred his
eldest son; which was funny of him, because he must have known that
only the third and youngest son is ever any good in a family.
Indeed, the King himself had been a third son, so he had really no
excuse for ignorance on the point. I am afraid the truth was that he
was jealous of Charming, because the latter was so popular outside
his family.
Now there lived in the Palace an old woman called Countess Caramel,
who had been governess to Charming when he was young. When the Queen
lay dying the Countess had promised her that she would look after
her youngest boy for her, and Charming had often confided in Caramel
since. One morning, when his family had been particularly rude to
him at breakfast, Charming said to her:
"Countess, I have made up my mind, and I am going into the world to
seek my fortune."
"I have been waiting for this," said the Countess. "Here is a magic
ring. Wear it always on your little finger, and whenever you want
help turn it round once and help will come."
Charming thanked her and put the ring on his finger. Then he turned
it round once just to make sure that it worked. Immediately the
oddest little dwarf appeared in front of him.
"Speak and I will obey," said the dwarf.
Now Charming didn't want anything at all just then, so after
thinking for a moment he said, "Go away!"
The dwarf, a little surprised, disappeared.
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