English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
"Good idea. Come on, Dale. You coming, Matthews?" They went out,
leaving the room to Ashby.
In his youth Harold Ashby had often been told by his relations that
he had a literary bent. His letters home from school were generally
pronounced to be good enough for Punch, and some of them, together
with a certificate of character from his Vicar, were actually sent
to that paper. But as he grew up he realized that his genius was
better fitted for work of a more solid character. His post in the
Civil Service gave him full leisure for his Adam: A Fragment, his
History of the Microscope, and his Studies in Rural Campanology, and
yet left him ample time in which to contribute to the journalism of
the day.
The poem he was now finishing for The Evening Surprise was his first
contribution to that paper, but he had little doubt that it would be
accepted. It was called quite simply, "Love and Death," and it began
like this:
"Love! O love! (All other things above).--Why, O why, Am I afraid
to die?"
There were six more lines which I have forgotten, but I suppose they
gave the reason for this absurd diffidence.
Having written the poem out neatly, Harold put it in an envelope and
took it round to The Evening Surprise. The strain of composition had
left him rather weak, and he decided to give his brain a rest for
the next few days. So it happened that he was at the wickets on the
following Wednesday afternoon when the commissionaire brought him in
the historic letter. He opened it hastily, the shovel under his arm.
"DEAR SIR," wrote the editor of The Surprise, "will you come round
and see me as soon as convenient?"
Harold lost no time. Explaining that he would finish his innings
later, he put his coat on, took his hat and stick, and dashed out.
"How do you do?" said the editor. "I wanted to talk to you about
your work. We all liked your little poem very much. It will be
coming out to-morrow."
"Thursday," said Harold helpfully.
"I was wondering whether we couldn't get you to join our staff. Does
the idea of doing 'Aunt Miriam's Cosy Corner' in our afternoon
edition appeal to you at all?"
"No," said Harold, "not a bit."
"Ah, that's a pity." He tapped his desk thoughtfully. "Well then,
how would you like to be a war correspondent?"
"Very much," said Harold. "I was considered to write rather good
letters home from school."
"Splendid! There's this little war in Mexico. When can you start?
All expenses and fifty pounds a week. You're not very busy at the
office, I suppose, just now?"
"I could get sick leave easily enough," said Harold, "if it wasn't
for more than eight or nine months."
"Do; that will be excellent. Here's a blank cheque for your outfit.
Can you get off to-morrow? But I suppose you'll have one or two
things to finish up at the office first?"
"Well," said Harold cautiously, "I WAS in, and I'd made ninety-six.
But if I go back and finish my innings now, and then have to-morrow
for buying things, I could get off on Friday."
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