The Holyhead Road: The Mail-coach Road to Dublin. Vol. 1 — John Shaqi
The Holyhead Road: The Mail-coach Road to Dublin. Vol. 1Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
History
The Holyhead Road: The Mail-coach Road to Dublin. Vol. 1
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
A5 Road (England and Wales); England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs
From the unrelieved vulgarity and brutality of Cady’s exploit it is a
relief to turn to that of a man of humour. Would that we knew his name,
so that it might be ranged with those of Du Vall and Captain Hind,
themselves spiced with an airy wit that occasionally eased the loss of a
watch or a purse to those suddenly bereft of them. This unknown worthy,
whose exploit is recorded in a contemporary newspaper, was a humorist,
if ever there was one. It was one evening in 1732, when he was
patrolling the Common, that a chariot and four horses approached from
the direction of London. Hopeful of a rich quarry, he spurred up and
thrust a pistol through the carriage window, demanding money and
jewellery. Now, unhappily for the highwayman’s hope of plunder, this was
the carriage of a Yorkshire squire returning home without him, and the
person sitting within was but a countryman to whom the coachman had
given a lift.
“I am very poor,” exclaimed the rustic, terrified at sight of the
pistol, “but here are two shillings; all I have got in the world.”
Cady, doubtless, in his disappointment, would have shot the yokel; but
this was a “highway lawyer” of a different stamp. “Poor devil!” said
that true Knight of the Road, withdrawing his pistol and waving the
proffered money aside; “here, take a shilling and drink my health!” And
so, tossing him a coin, he disappeared.
For accounts of other happenings upon this sombre Common, let the
curious refer to the pages of the GREAT NORTH ROAD, where they will be
found, duly set forth.
Not until the first few years of the nineteenth century had passed was
the place safe. It was an Alsatia wherein the most craven of footpads
might rob with impunity. Strange to say, there were those who did not
think it right to shoot highwaymen, and many of those who did so, lost
their nerve at the supreme moment and fired wildly into space. The
robbers’ risks were therefore not overwhelming. Dr. Johnson was
undecided about this matter of right, as we learn from one of those
semi-philosophical discussions into which Boswell led him; discussions
the indefatigable “Bozzy” has recorded at length. Three of them—Johnson,
Boswell, and Taylor—were disputing the question. “For myself,” said
Taylor, “I would rather be robbed than shoot highwaymen.”
Johnson—perhaps because he generally took the opposite view, from
“cussedness” or a love of disputation—argued that he would rather shoot
the man on the instant of his attempt than afterwards give such evidence
against him as would result in his execution. “I may be mistaken,” said
the great man, “as to him when I swear; I cannot be mistaken if I shoot
him in the act. Besides, we feel less reluctance to take away a man’s
life when we are heated by the injury, than to do it at a distance of
time by an oath after we have cooled.”
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