The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of HimFord, Paul Leicester
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The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him
Ford, Paul Leicester
Labor movement -- Fiction; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Tenement houses -- Fiction
When the weather became pleasant, Peter took up his “angle” visitings
again, though not with quite the former regularity. Yet he rarely let a
week pass without having spent a couple of evenings there. The
spontaneous welcome accorded him was payment enough for the time, let
alone the pleasure and enjoyment he derived from the imps. There was
little that could raise Peter in their estimation, but they understood
very well that he had become a man of vast importance, as it seemed to
them. They had sharp little minds and ears, and had caught what the
“district” said and thought of Peter.
“Cheese it, the cop, Tim,” cried an urchin one evening to another, who
was about to “play ball.”
“Cheese it yerself. He won’t dare tech me,” shouted Tim, “so long as
Mister Peter’s here.”
That speech alone showed the magnitude of his position in their eyes.
He was now not merely, “friends wid de perlice;” he was held in fear by
that awesome body!
“If I was as big as him,” said one, “I’d fire all the peelers.”
“Wouldn’t that be dandy!” cried another.
He won their hearts still further by something he did in midsummer.
Blunkers had asked him to attend what brilliant posters throughout that
part of the city announced as:
HO FOR THE SEA-SHORE!
SIXTH ANNUAL
CLAM BAKE
OF THE
PATRICK N. BLUNKERS’S ASSOCIATION.
When Peter asked, he found that it was to consist of a barge party
(tickets fifty cents) to a bit of sand not far away from the city, with
music, clams, bathing and dancing included in the price of the ticket,
and unlimited beer for those who could afford that beverage.
“The beer just pays for it,” Blunkers explained. “I don’t give um
whisky cause some —— cusses don’t drink like as dey orter.” Then
catching a look in Peter’s face, he laughed rather shamefacedly. “I
forgits,” he explained. “Yer see I’m so da—” he checked himself—“I
swears widout knowin’ it.”
“I shall be very glad to go,” said Peter.
“Dat’s bully,” said Blunkers. Then he added anxiously: “Dere’s
somethin’ else, too, since yer goin’. Ginerally some feller makes a
speech. Yer wouldn’t want to do it dis time, would yer?”
“What do they talk about?”
“Just what dey—” Blunkers swallowed a word, nearly choking in so doing,
and ended “please.”
“Yes. I shall be glad to talk, if you don’t mind my taking a dull
subject?”
“Yer just talk what yer want. We’ll listen.”
After Peter had thought it over for a day, he went to Blunkers’s gin
palace.
“Look here,” he said. “Would it be possible to hire one more barge, and
take the children free? I’ll pay for the boat, and for the extra food,
if they won’t be in the way.”
“I’m damned if yer do,” shouted Blunkers. “Yer don’t pay for nothinks,
but der childers shall go, or my name ain’t Blunkers.”
And go they did, Blunkers making no secret of the fact that it was
Peter’s idea. So every child who went, nearly wild with delight, felt
that the sail, the sand, the sea, and the big feed, was all owed to
Peter.
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