The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of HimFord, Paul Leicester
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The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him
Ford, Paul Leicester
Labor movement -- Fiction; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Tenement houses -- Fiction
“Yes,” laughed Watts, “and he is a host. He’ll not let any one else get
a word in edgewise. You are just the kind of talker he’ll like. Mark my
word, he’ll be telling every one, before you’ve been two hours in the
house, that you are a remarkably brilliant conversationalist.”
“What will he say of you?” said Peter, in a sentence which he broke up
into reasonable lengths by a couple of pulls at his pipe in the middle
of it.
“Mr. Pierce, chum,” replied Watts, with a look in his eyes which Peter
had learned to associate with mischief on Watts’s part, “has too great
an affection for yours truly to object to anything I do. Do you
suppose, if I hadn’t been sure of my footing at the Shrubberies, that I
should have dared to ask an invitation for”—then Watts hesitated for a
moment, seeing a half-surprised, half-anxious look come into Peter’s
face, “for myself?” he continued.
“Tell truth and shame the devil,” said Peter.
Watts laughed. “Confound you! That’s what comes of letting even such a
stupid old beggar as you learn to read one’s thoughts. It’s mighty
ungrateful of you to use them against me. Yes. I did ask to have you
included in the party. But you needn’t put your back up, Mr.
Unbendable, and think you were forced on them. Mr. Pierce gave me
_carte blanche_, and if it hadn’t been you, it would have been some
other donkey.”
“But Mrs. Pierce?” queried Peter.
“Oh,” explained Watts, “of course Mrs. Pierce wrote the letter. I
couldn’t do it in my name, and so Mr. Pierce told her to do it. They’re
very land of me, old man, because my governor is the largest
stockholder, and a director in Mr. P.’s bank, and I was told I could
bring down some fellows next week for a few days’ jollity. I didn’t
care to do that, but of course I wouldn’t have omitted you for any
amount of ducats.”
Which explanation solves the mystery of Peter’s presence at the
Shrubberies. To understand his face we must trace the period between
his arrival and the moment this story begins.
CHAPTER IV.
BEGINNINGS.
How far Watts was confining himself to facts in the foregoing dialogue
is of no concern, for the only point of value was that Peter was
invited, without regard to whether Watts first asked Mr. Pierce, or Mr.
Pierce first asked Watts. A letter which the latter wrote to Miss
Pierce, as soon as it was settled that Peter should go, is of more
importance, and deserves quotation in full:
JUNE 7TH.
MY DEAR HELEN—
Between your Pater and my Peter, it has taken an amount of diplomacy to
achieve the scheme we planned last summer, which would be creditable to
Palmerston at his palmiest and have made Bismarck even more marked than
he is. But the deed, the mighty deed is done, and June twenty-ninth
will see chum and me at the Shrubberies “if it kills every cow in the
barn,” which is merely another way of saying that in the bright lexicon
of youth, there’s no such word as fail.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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