The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of HimFord, Paul Leicester
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The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him
Ford, Paul Leicester
Labor movement -- Fiction; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Tenement houses -- Fiction
“I have not found them so bad. They are quite as honest, unselfish, and
reasonable as the average of mankind. Now and then there is a bad man,
as there is likely to be anywhere. But in my whole political career, I
have never known a man who could control a thousand votes for five
years, who was not a better man, all in all, than the voters whom he
influenced. More one cannot expect. The people are not quick, but they
find out a knave or a demagogue if you give them time.”
“It’s the old saying; ‘you can fool all of the people, some of the
time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of
the people all of the time,’” laughed a voice.
Peter took his eyes off Leonore’s face, where they had been resting
restfully, and glanced up. Watts had entered the room.
“Go on,” said Watts. “Don’t let me interrupt your political
disquisitions; I have only come in for a cup of tea.”
“Miss D’Alloi and I were merely discussing bosses,” said Peter. “Miss
D’Alloi, when women get the ballot, as I hope they will, I trust you
will be a good boss, for I am sure you will influence a great many
votes.”
“Oh!” said Leonore, laughing, “I shan’t be a boss at all. You’ll be my
boss, I think, and I’ll always vote for you.”
Peter thought the day even more glorious than he had before.
CHAPTER XLVI.
THE BETTER ELEMENT.
The evening after this glorious day, Peter came in from his ride, but
instead of going at once to his room, he passed down a little passage,
and stood in a doorway.
“Is everything going right, Jenifer?” he queried.
“Yissah!”
“The flowers came from Thorley’s?”
“Yissah!”
“And the candies and ices from Maillard?”
“Yissah!”
“And you’ve _frappé_ the champagne?”
“Yissah?”
“Jenifer, don’t put quite so much onion juice as usual in the Queen
Isabella dressing. Ladies don’t like it as much as men.”
“Yissah!”
“And you stood the Burgundy in the sun?”
“Yissah! Wha foh yo’ think I doan do as I ginl’y do?”
Jenifer was combining into a stuffing bread crumbs, chopped broiled
oysters, onions, and many other mysterious ingredients, and was
becoming irritated at such evident doubt of his abilities.
Peter ought to have been satisfied, but he only looked worried. He
glanced round the little closet that served as a kitchen, in search of
possible sources for slips, but did not see them. All he was able to
say was, “That broth smells very nice, Jenifer.”
“Yissah. Dar ain’t nuffin in dat sup buh a quart a thick cream, and de
squeezin’s of a hunerd clams, sah. Dat sup will make de angels sorry
dey died. Dey’ll just tink you’se dreful unkine not to offer dem a
secon’ help. Buh doan yo’ do it, sah, foh when dey gits to dem
prayhens, dey’ll be pow’ful glad yo’ didn’t.” To himself, Jenifer
remarked: “Who he gwine hab dis day? He neber so anxious befoh, not
even when de Presidint an Guv’nor Pohter dey dun dine hyah.”
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