The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of HimFord, Paul Leicester
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The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him
Ford, Paul Leicester
Labor movement -- Fiction; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Tenement houses -- Fiction
“Absolutely,” sighed Lispenard. “And what luck! I always said that
Peter would never marry, because he would insist on taking women
seriously, and because at heart he was afraid of them to a woeful
degree, and showed it in such a way, as simply to make women think he
didn’t like them individually. But Miss Luck wouldn’t allow that. Oh,
no! Miss Luck isn’t content even that Peter shall take his chance of
getting a wife, with the rest of us. She’s not going to have any
accidents for him. So she takes the loveliest of girls and trots her
all over Europe, so that she shan’t have friends, or even know men
well. She arranges too, that the young girl shall have her head filled
with Peter by a lot of admiring women, who are determined to make him
into a sad, unfortunate hero, instead of the successful man he is. A
regular conspiracy to delude a young girl. Then before the girl has
seen anything of the world, she trots her over here. Does she introduce
them at a dance, so that Peter shall be awkward and silent? Not she!
She puts him where he looks his best—on a horse. She starts the thing
off romantically, so that he begins on the most intimate footing,
before another man has left his pasteboard. So he’s way ahead of the
pack when they open cry. Is that enough? No! At the critical moment he
is called to the aid of his country. Gets lauded for his pluck. Gets
blown up. Gets everything to make a young girl worship him. Pure luck!
It doesn’t matter what Peter says or does. Miss Luck always arranges
that it turn up the winning card.”
“There is no luck in it,” cried Mr. Pierce. “It was all due to his
foresight and shrewdness. He plans things beforehand, and merely
presses the button. Why, look at his marriage alone? Does he fall in
love early in life, and hamper himself with a Miss Nobody? Not he! He
waits till he has achieved a position where he can pick from the best,
and then he does exactly that, if you’ll pardon a doating grandfather’s
saying it.”
“Well,” said Watts, “we have all known Peter long enough to have found
out what he is, yet there seems to be a slight divergence of opinion.
Are we fools, or is Peter a gay deceiver?”
“He is the most outspoken man I ever knew,” said Miss De Voe.
“But he tells nothing,” said an usher.
“Yes. He is absolutely silent,” said a bridesmaid.
“Except when he’s speechifying,” said Ray.
“And Leonore says he talks and jokes a great deal,” said Watts.
“I never knew any one who is deceiving herself so about a man,” said
Dorothy. “It’s terrible. What do you think she had the face to say to
me to-day?”
“What?”
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