if you wanted to flatter him, you would ask him to predict the weather.
He was seldom mistaken, whether it was that luck was on his side or
that he really had rightly interpreted the direction of the winds. This
trivial reputation, which he enjoyed, seemed to make him one with the
mysterious laws of nature, whose oracles he uttered.
As soon as he had moved his books and instruments thither he found
himself at home in the tower chamber and declared himself pleased with
it. It had a view of the sky and at the same time of all four quarters
of the horizon; and would capture the slightest ray of the sun, from
whatsoever direction it might come. As for the direction of the wind,
that would be easily ascertained.
A great clatter informed him that his furniture was following him
upstairs. Aunt Deen was presiding over the removal in person, not
without mutterings and grumblings. With the bedside steps under one
arm, a bolster under the other, and a candle-stick in each hand, she
preceded, with stimulating remarks, a squad which followed in Indian
file, but without much team work in their manœuvres. Tem Bossette
came first with an easy chair on his head (he had consented to a
reconciliation, sealed by a bottle of red wine). Then appeared a
wardrobe oscillating on four legs, which on reaching the top of the
stairs were revealed as half belonging to The Hanged and half (the
smaller half) to Mimi Pachoux, whom also victory had recalled to the
fold.
“Upon my word,” said Aunt Deen to her brother during the defiling
of her troops, “I’d like to know why you couldn’t stay downstairs!
Hoisting all your things up this narrow staircase!”
And as grandfather indifferently acknowledged her remark merely by a
vague gesture she resorted next to sarcasm:
“Of course, that doesn’t distress Monsieur! Monsieur would never put
himself out for a trifle like that! Comfortably seated in the easy
chair that poor Tem has drenched with sweat, Monsieur will observe the
progress of events! And meanwhile, I shall have to come up and down a
hundred times a day. And the maids likewise. But you don’t care what
trouble you make us: you’ll always find everything you need ready at
your hand.”
The attack was direct and severe. Before replying grandfather cast a
startled glance upon the seat which Tem had transported, fearful of the
reported deluge. When he perceived it to be dry and intact he recovered
his serenity and replied with the utmost calmness:
“I ask nothing of any one.”
“Because you never lack for anything; you live like a pig in clover.”
They were both right. Grandfather never made any demands, but every
one was eager to anticipate his slightest wish. Thus he uttered no
complaint against the piercing winds that besieged his tower; but the
day after his removal all the chinks around the doors and windows were
carefully stopped up.
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