The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
However, this mishap did not wholly abate Adah's interest in our
affairs. In answer to Adah's solicitation a long letter had come from
Maria, bearing the blissful promise that a carefully made plan of
Maria's house of St. Joe (drawn by Maria herself upon a fly leaf
excerpted from Maria's favorite volume, "The Life of Mary Lyon") would
soon be forwarded for our enlightenment and delectation. Maria felt
kindly toward us, and her sympathies had been awakened to their very
depths by a tender souvenir Adah had sent her--a leaf plucked from one
of the lilac bushes on the old Schmittheimer place. Both Adah and
Maria belong to that old-school class of proper feminine folk who never
pick but always pluck flowers.
Well, Adah and the neighbors kept as busy as a bee in a bottle planning
changes that they deemed necessary in our house. When we got through
with that dilly-dallying, shilly-shallying Lawyer Meisterbaum, Alice
and I found out that Adah and the neighbors had left little for us to
do except to approve their plans and pay for the execution thereof.
There had been a kind of tacit understanding all along that such
changes as we made in the Schmittheimer house should be superintended
by an architect-carpenter who was cordially recommended by Mrs.
Denslow. This important person's name was Silas Plum, and he had a
shop in Osgood Avenue, opposite one of our most fashionable and most
prosperous cemeteries. Mrs. Denslow always called him Uncle Si, and
this circumstance rather prejudiced me in favor of him. The facts,
too, that Uncle Si was not overcrowded with business, that he was
considerate in his charges, and that he was of so great versatility
that he could boss the plumbing as well as the carpentering--these
facts confirmed us in the opinion that Uncle Si was just the man for
our needs.
I went with Mrs. Denslow to call upon this gifted and honest son of
toil. His modest place of business was indicated to the passer-by by
this insinuating sign:
SILAS PLUM, CARPENTER & BUILDER.
COFFIN BOXES A SPECIALITY.
I am not a superstitious person. I think I have already told you so.
Still I have instincts and intuitions; and you, who are not wholly dead
to the subtle influences of the more delicate sentiments, will probably
sympathize with me when I admit that Mr. Plum's sign did not inspire me
with that enthusiasm which is at least comforting to the possessor.
The reference to Mr. Plum's "speciality" was what cast a temporary
gloom over me, but Mrs. Denslow was not one of those who suffer a
detail so insignificant as this to stand in her way; so I was bounced
into Uncle Si's shop and presented to Uncle Si in propria persona.
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