The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice — John Shaqi
The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
"Possessed of that thirty-three feet," said I, "I make no question that
I shall soon be able to bring Alice to terms. Give me the power to
stand on my own patch of ground and defy Alice every Monday morning
when the weekly wash is ready to be hung out, and I will cheerfully
risk the future."
Mr. Denslow and Mr. Black are sensible and loyal men; they recognized
the propriety of standing by me in this emergency, and it was agreed
that the extra piece of ground should be conveyed to me.
That night I dreamed that Alice had been called to her heavenly reward
and that I had been turned out of doors by our heartless children. I
was an aged and tottering man. The wind blew lustily and a storm was
raging. I drew my threadbare coat closer about me, for I was shivering
with the cold.
"Alas," I cried (in my dream), "whither shall I turn? Is there no spot
on earth where I can die in peace?"
Then, O joy! it occurred to me (in my dream) that I owned the
thirty-three feet back of the dear old home. Two years' taxes were due
on it, but it was still mine--all mine!
"The snow is deep and clean and hospitable there," I cried (still in my
dream), "and it is all mine own! To that snowbank will I make my way,
and there will I lie down to sleep my last sleep."
But just then I awoke to discover that it was only a dream. Had I been
of a superstitious nature I might have read in this dream divers
premonitions and strange significances. As it was, it merely confirmed
me in my belief that I had done wisely in securing that
thirty-three-foot strip.
Mr. Black went back home next day, and nothing more was said for the
nonce about a "will" or a "life estate," or any matter thereunto
appertaining, and disagreeable to Alice and to me alike. The cold
weather having melted away into sunshine and warmth, I once more began
to be deeply interested in horticulture and floriculture, and this,
too, in spite of the ineffaceable scars which the spade-wielding
vandals had left in the large front yard in the alleged interest of the
sewer, water, and gas-pipes.
This enthusiasm of mine in behalf of matters of which I knew absolutely
nothing was retired by my respected neighbor, Fadda Pierce, who is so
learned in all affairs involving flowers and shrubbery that I actually
believe that what he does n't know about them is n't worth knowing.
Fadda's cottage is covered with every variety of dainty and luxurious
vine, and in his yard bloom all kinds of rare and beautiful flowers.
He is so famed for his fondness for and luck with flowers that I felt
grateful to the dear old gentleman when he visited me with a view to
advising me as to the kind of flowers I ought to plant in my lawn and
around the house.
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