The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice — John Shaqi
The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Erasmus and little Josephine became deeply interested in Mr. Robbins,
and they are now spending a large share of their time in the society
either of that fascinating gentleman or of his equally fascinating wild
beasts. Erasmus has learned to throw a back-somersault with surprising
ease and grace and to sing a comic song with electrical effect. These
accomplishments he has acquired under the careful tutelage of Rufe
Botts, formerly known to fame as Professor Botts, manager of the
Nonpareil Congress of Trained Dogs and Trick Ponies. I understand that
he also served Mr. Robbins in "the palmy days" as a clown in the ring
during the regular performance and as a serio-comic vocalist at the
concert immediately after the show under the great canvas. Relentless
time, however, rings in wondrous changes, and the whilom Professor
Rufus Botts, pride alike of the amphitheatre and of the concert stage,
is now plain Rufe Botts on a salary of four dollars a week (and found)
as Mr. Robbins' man of all work.
Alice and I have feared that Rufe's influence might not be beneficial
to the children. It pains us to observe that Josephine has learned to
ride a padded horse and to leap with surprising certainty through a
hoop and over a banner. Erasmus does not disguise his intention of
joining a circus when he reaches the age of maturity, and I happened to
overhear Rufe remark the other day that our daughter Fanny, with just a
leetle more practice, would make a ne plus ultra snake-charmer and
knife-thrower. Mr. Robbins has laughed at our solicitude; he tells us
that these are the vagarious fancies and exuberant whims of youth and
that they will duly die out. This is really very consoling to me, for
I can conceive of nothing else more humiliating than the spectacle of
our beloved Josephine flaunting around a circus ring upon the back of a
fat horse and attired in shockingly scanty raiment. It would break his
mother's heart if Erasmus were to diverge from that course in theology
which she has mapped out and were to embark in the picturesque
profession of turning somersaults in public. Our family reputation
would surely be irreparably damaged if our Fanny were to be beguiled
into the fascinating but hazardous arts of a snake-charmer and a
knife-thrower! Heaven send that our fears be dissipated by future
events!
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