The House of Defence v. 1Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The House of Defence v. 1
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
Christian Science -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Spiritual healing -- Fiction
Catherine hardly knew whether or no she was glad that she had so small a
party. For once, it is true, she would have a fairly quiet Sunday; but,
worried as she was, not only about this private emotional history of her
own, but also (though she told herself this was causeless) about her
husband, she was not sure whether it would not have been a greater rest
to have plenty of superficial arrangements to make, and plenty of people
who did not touch her inner life to amuse. She did not at all believe in
thinking about things unless some practical step was to be the outcome
of thought, in which case you got an instant dividend for your
investment; but if thought was to end in nothing, your dividend was
composed of worry only. However, even with these few people in the
house, she could manage to keep herself fairly well occupied. The
American cousins, too, a plain and elderly millionaire, very dyspeptic
and intensely mournful, with his wife, who was young, voluble, and
carried about with her pails, as it were, of gross and fulsome flattery,
with which she industriously daubed everybody who was in the least worth
daubing, would certainly want--especially in view of Thurso's
irritability--a little careful management. She almost wished she had not
invited them, but she inherited from her mother that idea of American
hospitality which makes all other hospitality appear niggardly in
comparison, and did not consider she had done her duty by even the most
undesirable cousins if she only asked them to dinner. "Cousins must be
asked to stay, even if crossing-sweepers," was the line on which she
went. These particular cousins, she acknowledged to herself, were
rather trying, but she acknowledged it to nobody else.
In spite of the desirability of arriving before your guests, Silas P.
Morton and Theodosia, whom her husband always addressed in full as
"Theodosia," giving each syllable its due value, had arrived before
them, and met them hospitably at the front-door.
"Why, if this doesn't tickle me to death!" exclaimed Theodosia, "to
receive you at your own house, Catherine! And how are you, Lord Thurso?"
Thurso stifled a wish that something would tickle Theodosia to death,
and she proceeded.
"My! what a beautiful motor! Why, if it isn't cunning! Silas and I got
here just half an hour ago, and your servants brought us tea right away
out on the lawn, and made us ever so much at home. But, as I'm for ever
saying to everybody, 'Catherine is just perfect, and everything she has
is just perfect--her husband, her servants, her motor-car, and her
crackers.' You should have seen Silas tackle the crackers! Don't I tell
everybody so, Silas?"
When Theodosia was present there was never any fear of awkward
silences--awkward speeches were the only possibilities; but she covered
up every awkward speech so quickly with another that none of them
mattered much. She was usually talking when somebody else was talking,
and always when nobody else was.
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