"Don't you tell everybody what, Theodosia?" inquired her husband. "Why, that Catherine is just perfect. But Englishmen are so perfect, too, that I guess it's right for perfect American girls to marry them. Why, your ball the other night! I thought I knew something about balls, but Catherine's ahead of me there, though we've had some bright evenings in New York. I guess you're proud of your wife, Lord Thurso, and I guess she's proud of you." This was all very pleasant, and it was not only a salute-explosion of geniality on the part of Theodosia; she exploded all the time like a quick-firing gun. She was never sick or sorry, or tired or silent; she was always bright, and a contemplative mind might seriously wonder whether anything known to occur in this uncertain world would make her stop talking. She talked all the time that she was in a dentist's chair, even though her speech was impeded by pads and gags and creosote; and she had once talked without intermission through a railway accident, not even stopping to scream. At intervals the voice of her husband said "Theodosia!" like a clock striking, but the ticking went on all the same. "And if that isn't the cunningest yew-hedge I ever saw," she said, "with a door cut right through the middle of it as if it was a wall; and there's the river just beyond with the boats, like people on the side-walk. Lord Thurso, can you see the river from where you are sitting? Silas, change places with Lord Thurso, because I want him to see the river through the door in the yew-hedge. My! look at that bug--what do you call it? Oh yes, butterfly--sitting right here on the arm of my chair! Isn't it tame! The bugs in America aren't half so tame as that: they hustle more; but I think it's English not to hustle so much. You eat your tea without hustling, too, Lord Thurso. I call that the true British tranquillity, and I just adore it. Don't I, Silas?"