Boys -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Schools -- Fiction
“When I desire your aid in the elucidation of this problem I will apply
for it, Corkey minimus,” answered the Doctor, so Corkey dried up.
Then, in a sort of voice that was strange to us, and seemed to come from
his stomach or somewhere new, Ferrars spoke, and I never saw a chap look
so ghastly. His eyes were fixed on the rat, and he came forward slowly.
“Please, sir, it was my rat,” he said.
“Yours, Ferrars! _You_ to disobey! You, of all boys, to set my orders at
defiance!”
“It wasn’t an ordinary rat, sir.”
“I can see what sort of rat it was, sir, for myself,” thundered the
Doctor. “This it is to consider a boy, to devote thought to him, to
particularly commend him for his theological knowledge.”
“I don’t take any credit for knowing anything now, sir. It was the rat
as much as me.”
“Robert Ferrars!” said the Doctor, in his caning voice, “you are now
adding wicked buffoonery to an act in itself sufficiently disreputable!”
“I can’t explain, sir; I don’t mean any buffoonery. That rat was more to
me than you’d think. It--it _did_ help me somehow, and now it’s dead it
wouldn’t be sportsmanlike to it to say not. And if you’ll let me b-bury
it properly, I’ll be very thankful to you.”
The Doctor looked at Ferrars awfully close during this speech.
“Either you are lying,” he said, “or you suffer from some hysterical and
neurotic condition, Robert Ferrars, which I have neither suspected nor
discovered until this moment.”
Then he told us to go; but Ferrars he kept for half an hour; and when
Ferrars came in to dinner I saw he’d been blubbing.
He explained to me after we’d gone to bed. He said:
“No, he didn’t cane me or anything. He just talked, and told me a lot
about several things I didn’t know, and said that familiar spirits were
specially barred in the Bible. I never thought he’d have even tried to
understand me; but he did, and he quite saw my side about the rat. He
said kind words over it, too, and was sorry it was dead. And I’ve got to
see Doctor Barnes to-morrow too, though, of course, it’s only having my
rat on my mind that’s upset me. And he let me have it to b-bury gladly.”
“Where shall you arrange the rat?” I said.
“I’m sending it home in a stays-box that Jane gave me. I’ve written to
my sister where to bury it. Jane it was who killed it. She cried like
anything when I told her what ‘Mayne Reid’ was to me. But he’s in the
book-post by now, beautifully done up in shavings and fresh geranium
leaves. It’s no good talking any more. Only I will say that if he was a
familiar spirit, he was a jolly good one, very different to the sort
barred in the Scriptures. I don’t know how I’ll get on in the exams.
now. I wish I was dead, too.”
Then he sniffed a bit, and went to sleep.
Browne, Bradwell, and Me
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