Boys -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Schools -- Fiction
“I don’t mind letting you know, owing to your being such a good fag and
my trusting you as I do. You may read the letter in prayers, then seal
it down and put it behind the pot of ferns in the hall in the usual
place.”
Of corse, it wasn’t really a letter, or Bradwell wouldn’t have let me
read it. It was just Browne’s sonnit coppied out by Bradwell word for
word; and at the bottom where the words, “What about poetry now?--A. T.
B.” A. T. B. are Bradwell’s initials, his full name being Arthur Thomas
Bradwell. You see, he didn’t exsaxtly say he’d _written_ the sonnit. He
only said, “What about poetry now?”
The excitement of it all kept me awake for hours and hours through the
night. I don’t suppose any fag ever did more for a big fellow than I had
done for Bradwell that day. Then I began to wonder when Browne would
send off his poem, and wether Mabel would get them both together or one
at a time. You see, of corse, Browne would send her the thing as
original, and there was nothing in Bradwell’s letter to exsaxtly say he
hadn’t written it; and puzzling the thing out for hours and hours, I at
last came to the conklusion that she would find it very difficult which
to believe, because how could she know which was telling the truth to
her? Then, about three or four in the morning almost, I began to feel
rather terrible over it, because I thought of what frightful trouble
Browne must have had to write the sonnit. He might have taken terms and
terms over it for all I could tell, not, of corse, knowing myself how
long it took to write poetry. I felt rather sorry for Browne; but after
all a chap’s duty is to the fellow he fags for before masters; and
feeling that, I went to sleep.
Three days later Bradwell had me in his room and told me the end of it
all, which shows that a girl never does what you might exspect.
“As a lesson to you, young Watson,” said Bradwell, “I may tell you that
my career has been utterly blighted and my life ruined by that business
of the sonnit.”
I said I was sorry to hear it.
He said:
“Yes, blighted; and so’s his--I mean Browne’s. She got my letter that
night and his next morning. That night she felt all her old feeling for
me return because of the sonnit, thinking I’d done it. Then, next
morning, she got just the very same stuff to a word from Browne, with a
letter saying he had burned the midnight oil to compose it. Well, there
you are. What does she do? Insted of accepting my statement, being the
first, she argues in a most elaborate way that I couldn’t possibly have
coppied from Browne, and Browne couldn’t possibly have copied from me.
But it would have been to much of a coinsidence if we’d both written
exsaxtly the same sonnit out of our own heads, so what does she
conklude?”
I said I didn’t know.
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