Boys -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Schools -- Fiction
Once it got known about this tooth, and fellows were naturally excited.
Steggles said it was on the principle of a tobacco-pipe mouthpiece; and,
finding the chaps were keen to see it, Gideon let it be generally known
he would freely show it to anybody for threepence a time, and to friends
for twopence. But this was a safe reduction to make, because, properly
speaking, he hadn’t any friends. Seeing there were nearly 200 boys at
Dunston’s, and that certainly half, including several fellows from the
Sixth, took a pleasure in seeing the tooth, and didn’t mind the rather
high charge, Gideon did jolly well; and in the case of Nubby Tomkins, he
made actually one shilling and threepence; because the tooth had a most
peculiar fascination for Nubby, and he saw it no less than five times.
After that Gideon made a reduction to him, as well he might. But somehow
Slade, the head of the school, was very averse to Gideon’s front tooth
when he heard about it, and he decided that there must be no more
exhibitions of it for money. He told Gideon so himself.
However, a new boy came a week afterwards and heard about the
strangeness of the tooth, and offered a shilling, in three instalments,
to see it; which was too much temptation for Gideon, and he showed it,
contrary to what Slade had said.
Slade, of course, heard, for the new boy happened to be his own cousin,
though called Saunders; and then there was a curious scene in the
playground, which I fortunately saw. Slade came up to Gideon in the very
quiet way he has, and asked him in a perfectly gentlemanly voice for his
front tooth. At first Gideon seemed inclined not to give it up, but he
saw what an awfully serious thing that would be, and finally unscrewed
it, though not willingly.
“Now,” said Slade, “I’ll have no more of this penny peep-show business
at Merivale. I told you once, and you have disobeyed me. So there’s an
end of your beastly tooth. What’s this?”
He took something out of his pocket.
“It’s a catapult,” said Gideon.
“It is,” said Slade, “and I’m going to use your tooth instead of a
bullet, and fire it into space.”
“It cost five guineas,” said Gideon.
“Don’t care if it cost a hundred,” answered Slade, still in a very
gentlemanly sort of way. “We can’t have this sort of thing here, you
know.”
Slade was just going to fire into space, as he had said, when a robin
suddenly settled within thirty yards of us, on the wall between the
playground and old Grimbal’s. Slade being a wonderful shot with a
catapult (having once shot a wood-pigeon), suddenly fired at the robin,
and only missed it by about four inches. He said the shape of a front
tooth was very unfavorable for shooting. But, anyway, the tooth went
over into Grimbal’s, and we distinctly heard it hit against the side of
his house.
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