The Human Interest: A Study in IncompatibilitiesHunt, Violet
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The Human Interest: A Study in Incompatibilities
Hunt, Violet
Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“I am glad you are pleased, Aunt Poynder,” replied her niece, demurely,
gracefully accepting her cup of coffee from the stout, red fingers where
the submerged wedding-ring, planted there by the late Mr. Poynder,
glittered. Charles Elles, who could get more noise out of a cup of
coffee than anybody, was drinking his and enjoying it thoroughly. Mrs.
Poynder somehow contrived to knock her knife and fork together on the
rim of her plate with vigour every time she took a morsel. Mortimer’s
carpet slippers, and the dish of bacon which his aunt had set down by
the fire to keep warm for him, stood by the fire in grotesque
proximity.
“I am going to put off my dinner on the thirty-first,” Mrs. Elles
announced, quietly. “Jane is going, and I couldn’t attempt it with a new
parlour-maid.”
“I am glad, Fibby, to see you in such a peaceable frame of mind,” Mrs.
Poynder rejoined. “Mortimer says you were fairly put out at first about
his sending Jane away.”
“So I was, Aunt, but---- ”
“Ye’re quite right, Fibby, to take it calm. Husbands must have their
way. I never thought much of the girl myself; she’s lazy and wears far
too much fringe. Besides, a man must be master in his own house, and if
he can’t send away his own housemaid when it pleases him---- ”
“Yes, Aunt.” Mrs. Elles was playing at meekness, and the sensation was
so unusual that she found it rather amusing so far. Mrs. Poynder could
not make it out at all.
“Are ye ill, my dear?” she enquired, with some show of solicitude. “To
look at ye, I should say that your digestion was not in just apple-pie
order.”
“I am all right, Aunt,” replied Mrs. Elles, with forced composure,
stamping her foot, however, under the table. Her colour was high, as
Mrs. Poynder had remarked, but very clear and bright, and she looked
quite ten years younger. Her aunt continued to make little onslaughts of
this kind on her through breakfast, but she did not retort. Her lips
formed themselves every now and again into the words, “I am going--I am
going--I am going!” as a kind of secret satisfaction. When her husband
came down, she actually got up and fetched the terribly plebeian dish of
bacon from the fender and put it down in front of him. He thanked her
drily.
“If you will excuse me,” she said to them all, “I will go and write some
notes that have to be attended to at once.”
She left the room, and the scratching of a feverish pen within the
drawing-room was heard for the next twenty minutes through the open
door, while Mortimer Elles, having eaten an enormous breakfast in the
short time he had devoted to that purpose, went into the hall and began
to rummage for his stick and hat and struggle into his coat. His wife
knew the sound well.
“Good-bye, Mortimer!” she called out. There was a slight suspicion of
mockery in her tone that he perceived and resented. He did not answer
her, but went out, banging the door behind him loudly and aggressively.
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