The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All AgesBarnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
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The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All Ages
Barnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
Impostors and imposture
Some twelve years ago or so, in the early days of Californian
immigration, a curious little business humbug came off about six miles
from Monterey. A United States officer, about the year 1850, was on his
way into the interior on a surveying expedition, with a party of men, a
portable forge, a load of coal, and sundry other articles. At the place
in question, six miles inland, the Lieutenant's coal wagon "stalled" in
a "tule" swamp. With true military decision the greater part of the coal
was thrown out to extricate the team, and not picked up again. The
expedition went on and so did time, and the latter, in his progress, had
some years afterward dried up the tule swamp. Some enterprising
prospectors, with eyes wide open to the nature of things, now espied one
fine morning the lumps of coal, sticking their black noses up out of the
mud. It was a clear case--there was a coal mine there! The happy
discoverers rushed into town. A company was at once organized under the
mining laws of the state of California. The corporators at first kept
the whole matter totally secret except from a few particular friends who
were as a very great favor allowed to buy stock for cash. A "compromise"
was made with the owner of the land, largely to his advantage. When
things had thus been set properly at work, specimens of coal were
publicly exhibited at Monterey. There was a gigantic excitement; shares
went up almost out of sight. Twelve hundred dollars in coin for one
share (par $100) was laughed at. About this time a quiet honest Dutchman
of the vicinity passing along by the "mine" one evening with his cart,
innocently and unconsciously picked up the whole at one single load and
carried it home. Prompt was the discovery of the "sell" by the
stockholders, and voluble and intense, it is said, their profane
expressions of dissatisfaction. But the original discoverers of the mine
vigorously protested that they were "sold" themselves, and that it was
only a case of common misfortune. It is however reported that a number
of persons in Monterey, _after_ the explosion of the speculation,
remembered all about the coal-wagon part of the business, which they
said, the excitement of the "company" had put entirely out of their
heads.
An equally unfounded but not quite so barefaced humbug came off a good
many years ago in the good old city of Hartford, in Connecticut,
according to the account given me by an old gentleman now deceased, who
was one of the parties interested. This was a coal mine in the State
House yard. It sounds like talking about getting sunbeams out of
cucumbers--but something of the sort certainly took place.
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