The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All AgesBarnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
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The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All Ages
Barnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
Impostors and imposture
Coal is found among rocks of certain kinds, and not elsewhere. Among
strata of granite or basalt for instance, nobody expects to find coal.
But along with a certain kind of sandstone it may reasonably be
expected. Now the Hartford wiseacres found that tremendously far down
under their city, there was _a_ sort of sandstone, and they were sure
that it was _the_ sort. So they gathered together some money,--there is
a vast deal of _that_ in Hartford, coal or no coal--organized a company,
employed a Mining Superintendent, set up a boring apparatus, and down
went their hole into the ground--an orifice some four or six inches
across. Through the surface stratum of earth it went, and bang it came
against the sandstone. They pounded away, with good courage, and got
some fifties or hundreds of feet further. Indefinable sensations were
aroused in their minds at one time by the coming up among the products
of boring, of some chips of wood. Now wood, shortly coal, they thought.
They might, I imagine, have brought up some pieces of boiled potato or
even of fresh shad, provided it had fallen down first. They dug on
until they got tired, and then they stopped. If they had gone down ten
thousand feet they would have found no coal. Coal is found in the new
red sandstone; but theirs was the old red sandstone, which is a very
fine old stone itself, but in which no coal was ever found, except what
might have been put there on purpose, or possibly some faint
indications. The hole they made, however, as my informant gravely
observed, was left sticking in the ground, and if he is right is to this
day a sort of appendix or tail to the well north-west corner of the
State House Square. So, I suppose, any one who chooses can go and poke
down there after it and satisfy himself about the accuracy of this
account. Such an inquirer ought to find satisfaction, for "truth lies in
the bottom of a well" says the proverb. Yet some ill natured skeptics
have construed this to mean that all will tell lies sometimes, for--as
they accent it, even "Truth _lies_, at the bottom of a well!"
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