The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All AgesBarnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
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The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All Ages
Barnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
Impostors and imposture
Another student of Agrippa's came very near an equally bad end. The
magician was in the habit of enchanting a broomstick into a servant to
do his housework, and when it was done, turning it back to a broomstick
again and putting it behind the door. This young student had overheard
the charm which made the servant, and one day in his master's absence,
wanting a pail of water he said over the incantation and told the
servant "Bring some water." The evil spirit promptly obeyed; flew to the
river, brought a pailful and emptied it, instantly brought a second,
instantly a third; and the student, startled, cried out, "that's
enough!" But this was not the "return charm," and the ill tempered
demon, rejoicing in doing mischief within the letter of his obligation,
now flew backward and forward like lightning, so that he even began to
flood the room about the rash student's feet. Desperate, he seized an
axe and hewed this diabolical serving-man in two. _Two_ serving-men
jumped up, with two water-pails, grinning in devilish glee, and both
went to work harder than ever. The poor student gave himself up for
lost, when luckily the master came home, dismissed the over-officious
water carrier with a word, and saved the student's life.
How thoroughly false all these absurd fictions are, and yet how
ingeniously based on some fact, appears by the case of Agrippa's black
dog. Wierus, a writer of good authority, and a personal friend of
Agrippa's, reports that he knew very well all about the dog; that it was
not a superhuman dog at all, but (if the term be admissible) a mere
human dog--an animal which he, Wierus, had often led about by a string,
and only a domestic pet of Agrippa.
Another eminent magician of those days was Doctor Faustus, about whom
Goethe wrote "Faust," Bailey wrote "Festus," and whose story, mingled of
human love and of the devilish tricks of Mephistopheles, is known so
very widely. The truth about Faust seems to be, that he was simply a
successful juggler of the sixteenth century. Yet the wonderful stories
about him were very implicitly and extensively believed. It was the time
of the Protestant Reformation, and even Melanchthon and Luther seem to
have entirely believed that Faustus could make the forms of the dead
appear, could carry people invisibly through the air, and play all the
legendary tricks of the enchanters. So strong a hold does humbug often
obtain even upon the noblest and clearest and wisest minds!
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