The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All Ages — John Shaqi
The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All AgesBarnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
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The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All Ages
Barnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
Impostors and imposture
Faustus, according to the traditions, had a pretty keen eye for a joke.
He once sold a splendid horse to a horse-jockey at a fair. The fellow
shortly rode his fine horse to water. When he got into the water, lo and
behold, the horse vanished, and the humbugged jockey found himself
sitting up to his neck in the river on a straw saddle. There is
something quite satisfactory in the idea of playing such a trick on one
of that sharp generation, and Faust felt so comfortable over it that he
entered his hotel and went quietly to sleep--or pretended to. Shortly in
came the angry jockey; he shouted and bawled, but could not awaken the
doctor, and in his anger he seized his foot and gave it a good pull.
Foot and leg came off in his hand. Faustus screamed out as if in
horrible agony, and the terrified jockey ran away as fast as he could,
and never troubled his very loose-jointed customer for the money.
A magician named Ziito, resident at the court of Wenceslaus of Bohemia
(A. D. 1368 to 1419,) appears to great advantage in the annals of these
humbugs. He was a homely, crooked creature, with an immense mouth. He
had a collision once in public on a question of skill with a brother
conjuror, and becoming a little excited, opened his big mouth and
swallowed the other magician, all to his shoes, which as he observed
were dirty. Then he stepped into a closet, got his rival out of him
somehow, and calmly led him back to the company. A story is told about
Ziito and some hogs, just like that about Faust and the horse.
In all these stories about magicians, their power is derived from the
devil. It was long believed that the ancient university of Salamanca in
Spain, founded A. D. 1240, was the chief school of magic, and had
regular professors and classes in it. The devil was supposed to be the
special patron of this department, and he had a curious fee for his
trouble, which he collected every commencement day. The last exercise of
the graduating class on that day was, to run across a certain cavern
under the University. The devil was always on hand at this time, and had
the privilege of grabbing at the last man of the crowd. If he caught
him, as he commonly did, the soul of the unhappy student became the
property of his captor. Hence arose the phrase "Devil take the
hindmost." Sometime it happened that some very brisk fellow was left
last by some accident. If he were brisk enough to dodge the devil's
grab, that personage only caught his shadow. In this case it was well
understood that this particular enchanter never had any shadow
afterwards, and he always became very eminent in his art.
CHAPTER. XXXVII.
WITCHCRAFT.--NEW YORK WITCHES.--THE WITCH MANIA.--HOW FAST THEY BURNED
THEM.--THE MODE OF TRIAL.--WITCHES TO DAY IN EUROPE.
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